Learn to ‘Think’ in 4D

Categories: Section Eight

From: owner-dgrpg@delta-green.com on behalf of Jay W. Dugger
Sent: Monday, November 01, 1999 2:15 PM
To: dgrpg@delta-green.com
Subject: DG: Learn to "think" in 4D (Section 8)

Monday, 01 November 1999

Hello all!

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