Date: Sun, 20 Dec 1998 17:45:37 -0500 From: Graeme Price Reply-To: Delta Green List To: firstname.lastname@example.org Subject: DG: That time of year again... Well, my departure home for the holiday season (think of it as field research) is imminent, but I thought that it being Christmas and all, everyone could do with some festive music. Thus, in the long line of mythos-adapted Christmas songs, my own humble effort is below (accept my apologies for the bits that don't rhyme).. Enjoy. Now, I'd better get back to quietly lurking before someone shoots me over bandwidth! Happy Holidays Graeme email@example.com [Slight Spoilers!?] __________________________________________________________________ Shan-ta Claws Is Coming To Town Oh! You better watch out, you better not pry, you better run far, I'm telling you why: Shan-ta Claws is coming to town! He torments human beings and hides inside their head, but if you try to drill him out, he'll send PISCES round instead. Shan-ta Claws is coming to town! He knows just what you think, and speaks to you in dreams, He made you chop up Grandma, for his own perverted schemes! So...You better take off, You better not stay, you better not doubt, I'm telling you why: Shan-ta Claws is coming to town! He just flew in from England, he lives beneath a cone. He wears dark tinted glasses, 'cos the sunlight hurts his eyes! Shan-ta Claws is coming to town! He comes out in the evening, in a dark, deserted wood, He prays a lot to Azathoth, in the hope he'll treat him good! Shan-ta Claws is coming to town! He's evil, cruel and nasty, he keeps Xicotlan slaves, he wants to go back home again, but there's a problem with gamma rays! Ohh....You better watch out, you better say "bye!" You better not stay, I'm telling you why. Shan-ta Claws is coming to town!