Subj: DG: Things Not To Do as a Delta Green Investigator Date: 98-09-24 17:48:51 EDT From: dmharms@acsu.buffalo.edu (Daniel Harms) Sender: owner-deltagreen@nocturne.org Reply-to: deltagreen@nocturne.org (Delta Green List) To: deltagreen@nocturne.org If my players knew I was writing this, I'd vanish quicker than Jimmy Hoffa, but I hope they will help future investigators in their field ops: 1. Do not fire point-blank with a shotgun at anything which may be indestructible. 2. Don't blow up the black helicopters. 3. Don't ram a Humvee through the side of a house. 4. If you do ram a Humvee through the side of a house, don't let the NPC do the driving. 5. When the fog-beast is outside your convertible, don't open the windows and put the top down. 6. Don't place the media in a CDC quarantine. 7. If you do place the media in a CDC quarantine, don't expect them to be nice to you afterward. 8. If you do place the media in a CDC quarantine, make sure you have a CDC quarantine in effect first. 9. Don't argue fine points of the law with lawyers or guys in black jumpsuits. 10. Don't assume that just because your character was quiet that he won't be recognized when he tries to break into that person's house later. 11. Finally, DON'T EVER LOOK AT THE LIGHT! Yrs., Daniel Harms dmharms@acsu.buffalo.edu "Remember: this inconvenience is part of the price you pay for having cheap friends." - Cindi Brown