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Things Not to Do as a Delta Green Investigator

Categories: Section Eight

Subj:	 DG: Things Not To Do as a Delta Green Investigator
Date:	98-09-24 17:48:51 EDT
From:	dmharms@acsu.buffalo.edu (Daniel Harms)
Sender:	owner-deltagreen@nocturne.org
Reply-to:	deltagreen@nocturne.org (Delta Green List)
To:	deltagreen@nocturne.org

If my players knew I was writing this, I'd vanish quicker than Jimmy
Hoffa, but I hope they will help future investigators in their field
ops:

1.  Do not fire point-blank with a shotgun at anything which may be 
indestructible.

2.  Don't blow up the black helicopters.

3.  Don't ram a Humvee through the side of a house.

4.  If you do ram a Humvee through the side of a house, don't let the
NPC do the driving.

5.  When the fog-beast is outside your convertible, don't open the 
windows and put the top down.

6.  Don't place the media in a CDC quarantine.

7.  If you do place the media in a CDC quarantine, don't expect them to
be nice to you afterward.

8.  If you do place the media in a CDC quarantine, make sure you have
a CDC quarantine in effect first.

9.  Don't argue fine points of the law with lawyers or guys in black
jumpsuits.

10.  Don't assume that just because your character was quiet that he
won't be recognized when he tries to break into that person's house
later.

11.  Finally, DON'T EVER LOOK AT THE LIGHT!

Yrs.,

Daniel Harms     dmharms@acsu.buffalo.edu
"Remember: this inconvenience is part of the 
price you pay for having cheap friends."
                                    - Cindi Brown
Shane Ivey runs Arc Dream Publishing and is the lead editor of the newest Delta Green projects.

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