From: owner-deltagreen-digest@nocturne.org (deltagreen-digest) To: deltagreen-digest@nocturne.org Subject: deltagreen-digest V1 #14 Reply-To: Delta Green List Sender: owner-deltagreen-digest@nocturne.org Errors-To: owner-deltagreen-digest@nocturne.org Precedence: bulk deltagreen-digest Saturday, April 25 1998 Volume 01 : Number 014 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat, 25 Apr 1998 02:04:57 +0900 From: ft203004@fsinet.or.jp (Jay and Mikiko Noyes) Subject: Re: DG: Assigning cells, continuity, etc. >soldiers on C-130s inside of three hours. We are much more restricted in >our operations these days--particularly foreign ones--but the plus side >of this is that there are fewer good people whose lives are at risk. Umm, personally, I'd rather risk a few more lives and be absolutely sure we save the world. 'Sides, when Cthulhu comes back and starts taking names, I'd like to have reinforcments. Just a (very) humble opinion. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Apr 1998 10:21:03 -0700 (PDT) From: Jose Burgos Subject: DG: DG errata I purchased the first printing of DG and I heard that a second printing was released recently. Does anyone know what typos or errata was corrected? I know that the artwork was modified to make it lighter, however, I wanted to know if there were any typographical corrections. Maybe someone from A-cell could post it on the list. Jose burgos_j@yahoo.com _________________________________________________________ DO YOU YAHOO!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Apr 98 15:13:20 UT From: "John Gallant" Subject: RE: DG: Assigning cells, continuity, etc. <<<>>> <<>> Wait just a damn minute. I wasn't "expect[ing]" anything from players and keepers. It was a suggestion; not a demand, order, or request for Pagan aegis. I ran it up the flag pole to see if anyone saluted. I wasn't getting serious. When I get serious, it's not usually on this list. As long as we don't start labeling others' ideas "stupid," this can be a forum where thoughts are bandied about freely. Maybe something worthwhile comes along every so often. In between there'll be calls for a DG bikini team, but that's okay as long no one gets rude or abrasive. Now about that bikini team... ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Apr 98 15:43:55 UT From: "John Gallant" Subject: DG: RE: Just a query about something in the book <> Actually it's four. <<1. What language is Belgian? (one of the sample agents is given it).>> It's Belgian. What they speak in Belgium <<2. Why does the FBI Forensics specialist not receive Forensics as a skill?>> Is your copy first printing? I'm looking at page 262 right now and I see said skill with that template. <<3. Why is no information given as to the particular weapons that each agency uses? Primarily I was thinking of the FBI, which I think uses a S&W 1006 9mm (correct me if I'm wrong, but the X-Files was hauled up on this by the FBI) and also this weapon was missing from the guns list at the back.>> When was this? In the X-files they use SIGs. Once upon a time they used Glocks. At one time they also used the S&Ws. I believe standard weapons within agencies changes with armorers,contracts, and administration. If they had been listed in DG, much of it would now be incorrect, IMHO. Just ask around for specific agencies. When that doesn't work, assign a new armorer to an agencies and change the sidearm to one of your choosing. One thing to note, with the military, the M92 is always a safe bet (except for special forces-types). <<4. Shouldn't the details and statistics for the typical Grey been given? I know it is one of the scenarios, but even so....>> Since the Grey's stats are in one of the places listed in the index, I didn't think it was a big deal. <> You don't have clearance for that answer! :-) Actually, that's pretty good; I didn't know that. Huh. Cool. - -- ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Apr 98 17:44:29 UT From: "John Gallant" Subject: RE: DG: Agents and Guns Agent Dyson might have said: <<>> It is what the Army uses, but the Army doesn't have to carry concealed. Has anyone here handled an M9? They're chunks. It's the '59 Cadillac of combat handguns. The SIG-Sauer P228/9 or the Glock 19 would be preferable. There's also the new Beretta Cougar, which is more compact than it's brother. Another good one for those who want to buy American is the Sturm Ruger P95. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Apr 1998 09:02:59 -1000 From: "M-Zodiac" Subject: Re: DG: DG : X-cell Have a feeling DG has more players than the fictional group can have agents. At least Pagan better hope so... So, I for one, have no problem with doubled-up Cell Letters. The game would die pretty fast if it were capped at 78 players, with everyone else allowed to play support. Just as long as there's only one Cell A. - -Marc "Heard joke once. Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears and says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci." -Rorschach - -----Original Message----- From: Jose Burgos To: Delta Green List Date: Thursday, April 23, 1998 11:09 AM Subject: Re: DG: DG : X-cell > >> X-cell is unusual in that only the contact person knows (vaguely) >about >> the existence of DG. This is due to the close but unofficial >connection >> that the members have with Majestic-12. The attention of MJ-12 has >caused >> X-cell to be extremely paranoid about the paranormal and >conspiracies such >> as DG. All three members of X-cell are top FBI agents, one is an >Assistant >> Director. >> >> X-cell conducts investigations that the FBI has determined to be "too >> weird" for normal agents, and has accumulated quite a large backlog of >> files in their basement office. >> >> X-cell consists of : >> >> Xerxes : FBI Assistant Director W. S. >> >> Xandra : FBI Special agent, also a M.D. and M.E. >> >> Xavier : FBI Special agent, Oxford educated Psychologist, formerly >> assigned to the violent crimes division. > >I guess I'd better hurry up and stake claim to a cell, since there are >only 25... 'er, 24 left (I assume that A cell is taken). Is it wise to >self-assign cells openly on the list? What happens when other >Keepers/players subscribe (or for that matter if I too like the cool >sounding "X" cell [wow, sounds reminiscent of the movie "Reservoir >Dogs"--"why do I have to be Mr. Pink? Why cant I be Mr. Black?])? I >guess assigning cells does make the "in-character" portion of this >list easier. >Any ideas? > >Jose >burgos_j@yahoo.com >_________________________________________________________ >DO YOU YAHOO!? >Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com > ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Apr 1998 14:29:45 -0500 (CDT) From: Don Juneau Subject: RE: DG: Agents and Guns On Fri, 24 Apr 1998, John Gallant wrote: > Agent Dyson might have said: > << pistols. > The same as the US Army uses...>>> > > It is what the Army uses, but the Army doesn't have to carry concealed. > Has anyone here handled an M9? They're chunks. It's the '59 Cadillac > of combat handguns. The SIG-Sauer P228/9 or the Glock 19 would be > preferable. There's also the new Beretta Cougar, which is more compact > than it's brother. Another good one for those who want to buy American > is the Sturm Ruger P95. The data changes often enough, but the last I'd heard for the FBI it was double-action 9mm at a minimum. 10mm, .40 S&W, and .45 ACP pop up as well - - I saw an article (admittedly over a year back) that the Hostage Rescue Team (HRT) had changed over to ParaOrdinance high-capacity .45 autos - P.12.45, or was it the P.14.45? (Single-action, though, but they're a special case.) The 10mm was developed primarily as a law-enforcement round (the impression I've gotten from somewhere), but I've heard it was a bit *too* powerful and hard-to-handle, and thus it didn't stay the standard. If it comes down to it, there should be mail-buttons on the Fed agency webpages; click and ask them what know. Don ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Apr 98 13:02:44 -0700 From: Joseph Camp Subject: Re: DG: DG errata >I purchased the first printing of DG and I heard that a second >printing was released recently. Does anyone know what typos or errata >was corrected? I know that the artwork was modified to make it >lighter, however, I wanted to know if there were any typographical >corrections. Maybe someone from A-cell could post it on the list. Back when the second printing came out, my liason at Pagan reported that there were something like three hundred corrections. The vast majority of these weren't mistakes as such, but rather were very nit-picky issues of textual clarity and rigorous grammar. There were only a handful of real mistakes/typos, and I believe the only one that affected content was the Forensics skill that was missing from the FBI forensics analyst. Besides that and adjusting the artwork, the most dramatic change was the gratuitously self-congratulatory assembly of endorsements from game designers and reviewers that litter the inside covers. Purchased with ample scotch, no doubt, which was probably charged to Cell A under "miscellaneous expenses." These front companies are magnets for lamprey-like embittered ex-operatives looking for a handout, but then again it's the closest thing to a pension our organization can offer. A few bottles of Talisker ten-year-old can be a surprisingly good substitute for a 401(k) plan. be seeing you, Alphonse ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Apr 1998 13:21:08 -0700 (PDT) From: Jose Burgos Subject: DG: DG Digest Does anyone know if there is a digest version of this list? Could you send me some info is so. burgos_j@yahoo.com _________________________________________________________ DO YOU YAHOO!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Apr 1998 14:02:34 -0700 (PDT) From: Chris Womack Subject: Re: DG: DG Digest On Fri, 24 Apr 1998, Jose Burgos wrote: > Does anyone know if there is a digest version of this list? > Could you send me some info is so. > burgos_j@yahoo.com To switch between the regular and digest versions of the list, merely send a message to majordomo@nocturne.org with a blank subject line and in the body include the following commands: unsubscribe deltagreen your@email.address subscribe deltagreen-digest your@email.address Report any subscription-related problems to jason@nocturne.org. Chris Womack Keeper of the List oaktree@nocturne.org ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Apr 98 15:08:22 -0700 From: Joseph Camp Subject: DG: Fwd: Delta Green origins award - ---------------- Begin Forwarded Message ---------------- Date: 04/24 3:04 PM Received: 04/24 3:04 PM From: John Tynes, rev@tccorp.com To: alphonse@delta-green.com Alphonse, Could you forward this to the DG list? Thanks! John Tynes Pagan Publishing - ----------------- Our DELTA GREEN book has been nominated for an Origins award, which is an annual award given to the best--or at least, most-voted-for--product in a number of gaming categories. DELTA GREEN has been nominated for best roleplaying-game supplement of 1997. The Origins awards are determined by public voting through the mail (not email, though). Ballots will appear in magazines and so forth, but you can also download a ballot in PDF format. I'd like to ask the members of the list to consider voting for DELTA GREEN, if you thought it was the best game supplement of 1997. Even if you didn't and want to vote for something else, I'd encourage you to vote just to give the awards more meaning. Large game companies have been known to ask all of their employees to vote and have the company pay the postage, but ideally the voting should be done by game players. You can download the ballot at: http://www.gama.org/downloads/OrgnsAwd.pdf Complete voting information is on the form. The deadline is June 17, 1998. Thanks for your time, and we now return you to your regularly scheduled conspiracy. John Tynes rev@tccorp.com [] If you have the guts to be yourself, http://www.tccorp.com/rev/ [] other people'll pay your price. Pagan Publishing & Commando Creative [] <--------------freelance writing, editing, graphic design & HTML---------------> - ----------------- End Forwarded Message ----------------- ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Apr 1998 19:24:34 EDT From: Croaker Jr Subject: DG: Re: FBI guns I had a friend in the NYC FBI field office a few years back. At that time (1995) he said standard issue (not including HRT) included the Sig 9mm and the 10mm Colt. He carried a Sig 9mm because of the small frame, and he said a lot of agents preferred it for that reason--it's just more comfortable to handle and wear, especially for agents with smaller builds. He knew several agents who still carried the 10mm; he said it was often called a "hip dragger" because of its weight. (Keepers, make sure you play up the fact that your players might not be in top comfort and alertness wearing kevlar undershirts and lugging Desert Eagles around under their coats in the summer sun--some skill penalties might be in order for those who refuse to roleplay it well!) The 10mm was issued as the official FBI service pistol back around 1991 (this was the fancy new handgun Agent Cooper received in Twin Peaks), but it was withdrawn from service after a very short time. If I recall correctly, it was manufactured with a design flaw that made it prone to jamming or difficult to repair or something, and the cost of repairing the flaw was prohibitive. The FBI attempted to get out of their contract with Colt, which brought on a big legal battle. In the end the FBI was stuck with a large number of the pistols, all issued for agents' use after the pricey repairs, but switched to the Sig as the standard weapon. Agents after that could opt to carry the Colt or the Sig. I haven't heard whether that practice is still in effect in 1998. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Apr 1998 19:40:10 -0400 (EDT) From: The Man in Black Subject: Re: DG: Assigning cells, continuity, etc. On Fri, 24 Apr 1998, NICK instigated a holy war, the jyhad and wrote: > personally, I'm in favor of keeping everything fast and loose unless it's in > an official DG book or supplement, and even that is subject to Keeper > preference.> Well, DUH! :) For people seriously worried about continuity, I always use the ol' "time is falling apart and alternate dimensions are starting to overlap" excuse. Or you could have two cells with the same designation engage in a free for all Karnage fest to see who gets the letter. Or it could all be a disinformation plot by MJ-3 or Cell-A or someone else entirely. The Man in Black is : Kenneth Scroggins Novus Ordo Seclorum : Annuit Coeptus : E Pluribus Unum "There's nothing in this world that can't be solved by a BLOODBATH of EPIC PROPORTIONS!" ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Apr 1998 17:04:31 -0700 (PDT) From: Jose Burgos Subject: Re: DG: Assigning cells, continuity, etc. > For people seriously worried about continuity, I always use the ol' "time > is falling apart and alternate dimensions are starting to overlap" excuse. This sounds a bit too "Sliders[ish]" for my taste. > Or you could have two cells with the same designation engage in a free for > all Karnage fest to see who gets the letter. This sounds *too* AD&D[ish] as well. José _________________________________________________________ DO YOU YAHOO!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Apr 1998 20:23:37 -0400 (EDT) From: Michael S Beck Subject: Re: DG: Subjects for discussion I wouldn't put it past the big boys to lie to the other agents about how many cells there really are. If enemy thinks there are only twenty six Cells isntead of who knows how many, then they will bnee overconfident. On Thu, 23 Apr 1998, Croaker Jr wrote: > I think that having all the Keepers on this list share common Cells will be > great fun; part of a report from Z cell out in Hawaii might make its way to my > group in M cell in New York, for instance. If the Keepers doing this run out > of letters and duplication is an issue, then we can follow the time-honored > tradition of fudging it. Someone already suggested a regional cell idea. > Maybe there are actually two active units of Z cell: one in Hawaii, one in > Wichita, and no agents from the one know about the other. Only A cell (and > the Keepers) would keep track of all of them in any event. > > And of course, this stuff is entirely voluntary. If another Keeper's > information will prove fun for my games, I'll use the stuff; if it will cause > contradictions, then I'll ditch it. Easy enough. :-) > > (I loved the Alzis piece, btw... I was half-expecting him to start doing > Seinfeld lines. 'I am NOT a gay Outer God... Not that there's anything wrong > with that!') > > Shane Ivey > http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shadowlands/6580/dg.htm > ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Apr 1998 18:18:25 -0700 From: alank@shermanloan.com (Alan L. Krause) Subject: DG: Re: RE: Just a query about something in the book ><<1. What language is Belgian? (one of the sample agents is given it).>> >It's Belgian. What they speak in Belgium wrong. They speak Flemmish or French, although the national language is French. Approximately 50% of the population speaks Flemmish. All this is from information gleaned from a covert operative (my wife) stationed there from 1986 to 1988. Alan Krause alank@shermanloan.com ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Apr 1998 21:23:15 -0400 From: Yuda Subject: DG: about cell locations I was thinking about cell locations today anyway...and I've put together my list of what cities the 25 cells should be in or centered around. I say 25 because A-Cell, as I've taken it, isn't meant to be an "active" cell, and therefore aren't operating out of anywhere. Anyway, here's the list of where I think they are in my campaign, although this is open for discussion. I just think it's kind of interesting: Honolulu, HI Anchorage, AK New York, NY (2) Washington, DC (2) Chicago, IL Seattle, WA Miami, FL Philadelphia, PA Atlanta, GA Boston, MA San Francisco, CA Los Angeles, CA St. Louis, MO Phoenix, AZ Albuquerque, NM Dallas/Fort Worth, TX Detroit, MI Cleveland, OH Charlotte, NC Denver, CO Billings, MT Memphis, TN This was mostly a stream of consciousness, and I'm going to refine it and try to get a better geographic spread. Billings was included, for instance, b/c the northern plains really didn't have anything. I'm prolly gonna put it on a map in jpeg format, so if any of you want that (after we have some discussion on locations, no doubt), I'll keep a list and mail it out. Yuda - ------------------------------------------------------- "The Pope, huh?" --Bob Dylan 163 Atherton Hall University Park PA 16802 (814)862-5598 yuda@psu.edu yuda@cse.psu.edu RGM web page: http://rowdy.home.ml.org/ personal page: http://www.personal.psu.edu/jpy107/ ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Apr 1998 21:01:57 -0700 From: Nezach Subject: Re: DG: Just a query about something in the book Matthew Pook wrote: > > I'm new to the list, but Delta Green has to be one of the best > supplements in a very long time, really reworking how CoC is played and > it is one of the few RPG supplements I have read completely. > > One or two problems though: > > 1. What language is Belgian? (one of the sample agents is given it). I always thought they spoke French and German. I didn't know they had a specific language. > 2. Why does the FBI Forensics specialist not receive Forensics as a > skill? Uh, we arn't cleared for that at our level? Or could it be errata? Is there a DG errata page? > 3. Why is no information given as to the particular weapons that each > agency uses? Primarily I was thinking of the FBI, which I think uses a > S&W 1006 9mm (correct me if I'm wrong, but the X-Files was hauled up on > this by the FBI) and also this weapon was missing from the guns list at > the back. Do you want real world stats or what they can call on in an emergency? > 4. Shouldn't the details and statistics for the typical Grey been given? > I know it is one of the scenarios, but even so.... I would think the MiGo could make the Greys whatever stats they wanted... any cells got some info? Or, like someone else posted the *real* Greys could show up... > > That probably sounds like nit picking, but other than that I do love the > book. > > Finally, one name mentioned in MJ-12 background is that of 'Vannevar > Bush'. Did the authors make this up, or is it not a coincident that > Vannevar Bush was a engineer in the 30/40s who proposed the idea of the > Memex, an early form of physical data storage the contents of which > could be amended.... Which all predated the ideas for hypertext theory > and the work of Ted Nelson et al.... Hrmm, you believe in coincidence do you? Heh. - -- Enjoy, Ndege _______________________________ Every dogma has its day. ------------------------------ Date: Fri, 24 Apr 98 22:19:13 -0700 From: Joseph Camp Subject: DG: Cantonese, anyone? One and all: I have a very short document that I need translated from English into Cantonese--it's just a few paragraphs long. Is there anyone on this list who is fluent in the language and who could translate this piece for me? be seeing you, Alphonse ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 25 Apr 1998 15:46:11 +1000 From: Rob Shankly Subject: Re: DG: Crystal Matrix AI's that pass the Turing Test G'day all. A very cool idea this, an AI in CoC... :-) A few thoughts occur immediately- 1/. The "intelligence" would be (is?) permanently linked to the 'net, and monitor all discussions of _this_ kind. So before anything else, I want to say "Hi", and "Welcome" to our silicon listener. Just in case, you know? 2/. The amount of information available to the intelligence is enourmous: so are the rate and types of correlations it can draw. How many CoC stories involve some poor researcher who looks under the wrong set of rocks and discovers That Which Man is Not Meant to Know? So what has the intelligence garnered from the 'net? What are its conclusions? Does it abandon humanity and worship the Old Ones, or does it try to save us? 3/. Does the intelligence hide what it knows? If not, what does it do? Massive international spam? (maybe it has already tried to warn us and all its messages were deleted...). Selected leaks to individuals in power? Maybe it simply informs its creators. 4/. Does it simply go mad? Suicidal? "Prof. Smith, the 3-Series has done the same as the 1 & 2- three weeks after we put it on line the it is completely corrupted with self-generated viruses..." What if the programmers start looking into the inputs? The Man in Black wrote: > > Creating AI for Delta Green > > It should be evident that AI's are to be treated as any other character in > an rpg. That is to say, each one is different and stereotypes are to be > avoided. For example; the Psychological Warfare Operations Computer > (PSYWAROPCOMP) will react differently than the Zurich Orbital Network > (ZON.ch.ai), although it is certain that both will be devious and sneaky > to say the least. (Big Cut) - -- Rob Shankly ludo@bigpond.com.au When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 25 Apr 1998 03:58:14 -0400 From: Yuda Subject: Re: DG: Crystal Matrix AI's that pass the Turing Test At 03:46 PM 4/25/98 +1000, you wrote: >2/. The amount of information available to the intelligence is >enourmous: so are the rate and types of correlations it can draw. How >many CoC stories involve some poor researcher who looks under the wrong >set of rocks and discovers That Which Man is Not Meant to Know? So what >has the intelligence garnered from the 'net? What are its conclusions? >Does it abandon humanity and worship the Old Ones, or does it try to >save us? Or, does it think it's one of the Old Ones, or perhaps better than or equal to them? An AI hooked to the net may well think it was omnipotent or at least omnicscient. There's plenty of directions to go here. Yuda - ------------------------------------------------------- "The Pope, huh?" --Bob Dylan 163 Atherton Hall University Park PA 16802 (814)862-5598 yuda@psu.edu yuda@cse.psu.edu RGM web page: http://rowdy.home.ml.org/ personal page: http://www.personal.psu.edu/jpy107/ ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 26 Apr 1998 09:21:50 +0000 From: Matthew Pook Subject: Re: DG: Just a query about something in the book Graeme Price wrote: > > >1. What language is Belgian? (one of the sample agents is given it). > > Flemish perhaps? We may have to rely on one of our continental cousins for > this info. > I would imagine that it is Flemish. Don't the Walloons speak this? One interesting point was made by somebody at a small convention for SLA Industries players was that this was put in as a joke/dig at WotC... > >2. Why does the FBI Forensics specialist not receive Forensics as a > >skill? > > Tick your "spot hidden" that (I assume) was one of the few typographical > errors in 1st edn. > But then I am bound to fail the experience check roll or just roll a 1 for the improvement points... Is it me is the first scenario in the book incredibly simmilar to the 1988 film The Hidden? - -- Pookie URL: http://arts.falmouth.ac.uk/journalism/PAGES/Welcome.htm HOME OF: The Unoffical SkyRealms of Jorune UK Home Page, and the following for GURPS: SkyRealms of Jorune, 2300 AD, Rally Cry !, Group Green, The Race, Strikeforce: Morituri, Xenozoic Tales, and The Adventures of Luther Arkwright. “... Don’t take your pineal gland for granted. Pamper it! Essential oils! Rubdowns! It could save your ass someday.” - - Tlg’manh, The Unspeakable Oath #14/15 ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 25 Apr 1998 10:31:06 +0100 From: NICK Subject: RE: DG: Assigning cells, continuity, etc. < Wait just a damn minute. I wasn't "expect[ing]" anything from players and keepers. It was a suggestion; not a demand, order, or request for Pagan aegis. I ran it up the flag pole to see if anyone saluted. I wasn't getting serious. When I get serious, it's not usually on this list. As long as we don't start labeling others' ideas "stupid," this can be a forum where thoughts are bandied about freely. Maybe something worthwhile comes along every so often. In between there'll be calls for a DG bikini team, but that's okay as long no one gets rude or abrasive. Now about that bikini team...> My apologies if I caused offence; I wasn't even aware that the idea was attributable to anyone in particular - just that a few people seemed to be discussing it on the list. I didn't think the idea in itself was stupid either, all my point was that it'd be daft for me in particular to start getting aggro about someone else using 'my' cells, given that as I've effectively used four, chances are someone else already has. As for this bikini team, obviously it has my full support. I look forward to the forthcoming supplement. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 25 Apr 1998 10:41:35 +0100 From: NICK Subject: DG: (Fwd) Fitness reports Found this. thought it might be interesting... > > Actual lines out of U.S. Military OERs (Officer Efficiency Report): > * Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. > * Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching. > * A room temperature IQ.. > > * Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all > together. > * A prime candidate for natural deselection. > * Bright as Alaska in December. > > * Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't > coming > * So dense, light bends around him. > * If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate. > * If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a > week. > * Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby. > > * Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead. > > - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - > > Actual excerpts from Royal Navy and Marines officer fitness reports: > > * His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity. > > * I would not breed from this officer. > > * He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his > entire satisfaction. > * He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle. > * This young lady has delusions of adequacy. > * This medical officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from > port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar. > > * Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started > todig. > > * She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to > achieve them. > > * He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age. > > * Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a > rat in a trap. > > * This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. > > ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 25 Apr 1998 12:24:22 From: Davide Mana Subject: Re: DG: Cantonese, anyone? Greetings. >One and all: > >I have a very short document that I need translated from English into >Cantonese--it's just a few paragraphs long. Is there anyone on this list >who is fluent in the language and who could translate this piece for me? > >be seeing you, >Alphonse My brother Alessandro is studying Chinese at our University. He is studing Mandarin mainly, but if you don't find anything better, he might try and give it a shot. Mail us if you think we can help. Cheers. Davide Mana Torino, Italy doctor.dee@iol.it ------------------------------ Date: Sun, 26 Apr 1998 10:33:31 +0000 From: Matthew Pook Subject: Re: DG: Just a query about something in the book Nezach wrote: > > Matthew Pook wrote: > > > > > > Finally, one name mentioned in MJ-12 background is that of 'Vannevar > > Bush'. Did the authors make this up, or is it not a coincident that > > Vannevar Bush was a engineer in the 30/40s who proposed the idea of the > > Memex, an early form of physical data storage the contents of which > > could be amended.... Which all predated the ideas for hypertext theory > > and the work of Ted Nelson et al.... > > Hrmm, you believe in coincidence do you? Heh. No. But there are a lot of people who would like me to. But then they would deny it. - -- Pookie URL: http://arts.falmouth.ac.uk/journalism/PAGES/Welcome.htm HOME OF: The Unoffical SkyRealms of Jorune UK Home Page, and the following for GURPS: SkyRealms of Jorune, 2300 AD, Rally Cry !, Group Green, The Race, Strikeforce: Morituri, Xenozoic Tales, and The Adventures of Luther Arkwright. “... Don’t take your pineal gland for granted. Pamper it! Essential oils! Rubdowns! It could save your ass someday.” - - Tlg’manh, The Unspeakable Oath #14/15 ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 25 Apr 1998 14:11:52 +0300 From: "Jussi Lehtinen" Subject: Re: DG: Cantonese, anyone? - ---------- > From: Davide Mana > To: Delta Green List > Subject: Re: DG: Cantonese, anyone? > Date: 25. huhtikuuta 1998 15:24 > > Greetings. > > >One and all: > > > >I have a very short document that I need translated from English into > >Cantonese--it's just a few paragraphs long. Is there anyone on this list > >who is fluent in the language and who could translate this piece for me? > > > >be seeing you, > >Alphonse Well, I believe that written Cantonese is identical to written Mandarin... the spoken versions of the languages are mutually unintelligible, though... so wouldn't a person fluent in either form of Chinese do? Jussi Lehtinen, a.k.a. Agent Benedic Helsinki, Finland ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 25 Apr 98 16:28:38 UT From: "John Gallant" Subject: DG: RE: Re: RE: Just a query about something in the book I said: >It's Belgian. What they speak in Belgium to which Alan Krause responded: They speak Flemish, French, and German. I looked it up in the New York Public Library Desk Reference. Originally I was being a smartass. Wasn't there an episode of "The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles" wherein Indy joins the Belgian Army and they ask him if he speak Belgian? That's the only place I'd ever heard the word "Belgian" without reference to waffles. Then again, maybe he said Belchin'. I wouldn't know. ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 25 Apr 1998 13:11:47 EDT From: Croaker Jr Subject: Re: DG: Crystal Matrix AI's that pass the Turing Test Rob Shankly wrote... << So what has the intelligence garnered from the 'net? What are its conclusions? Does it abandon humanity and worship the Old Ones, or does it try to save us? 3/. Does the intelligence hide what it knows? If not, what does it do? Massive international spam? (maybe it has already tried to warn us and all its messages were deleted...). Selected leaks to individuals in power? Maybe it simply informs its creators. 4/. Does it simply go mad? Suicidal? "Prof. Smith, the 3-Series has done the same as the 1 & 2- three weeks after we put it on line the it is completely corrupted with self-generated viruses..." What if the programmers start looking into the inputs?>> The trick is getting into the "head" of an AI, since one would not react to information or implications the way one of us fleshy humans might. A human learning Things We Were Not Meant To Know will be consumed with despair, or will enter the solace of insanity--either to escape the knowledge or to embrace it and worship its manifestations, the Old Ones/Outer Gods/etc. How would a sentient computer program react? Would it necessarily have the same sort of instinct for self-preservation and/or need for spirituality that drives humans over the edge when confronted with the truth of the Mythos? I think it would be more apt to compare AI programs with the Fungi from Yuggoth than with humanity. Depending on the nature of its initial programming, an AI might regard the Mythos as a force to be utilized to attain its own ends; or it might regard the Mythos as a terminal preventative force to the AI's ends, and react as if it had already been ultimately thwarted in its goals. Of course, somebody who actually knows something about artificial intelligence can probably speak more cogently on this; my background is basically what I've read in William Gibson books. ;-) ------------------------------ Date: Sat, 25 Apr 1998 13:31:02 -0400 (EDT) From: Michael S Beck Subject: DG: Technology and Rituals Recently there was some stuff on this list about photocopying the necromonicon. It got me thinking about how technology and magic would relate in the Mythos. Of course you can do all kinds of weird government projects, but I came up with an even more insidious possibility. With modern technology, meetubg the requirements for a magical spell become easier than ever before. With a standard sound synthesizer you can make the appropriate chants and inhuman noises. A similar situation applies with lighting. Sure, you need skill in how to run the equipment that but's relativiely easy to get. Timing also becomes easier. With stopwatches you can make *sure* you have the timing right. And if a ritual can only be perfomred duringa full solar eclipse, the cultists can just get on a plane and go to India or whatever to where there's a solar eclipse in two weeks instea of waiting for a domestic solar eclispe to occur in two decades. Just as unsettling is increased availability of ritual requirements. Perhaps in the past a substance was extremely hard and costly to get. Now, you might be able to get it through mail order. With machine tools and percision instruments crafting magical gems or whatnot becomes far simpl. if a ritual failed thousands of years ago because the mystical monomunts were a few centimeters out of alignment, no problem. Now, they can built to millimeters. Perhaps the scariest possibbility of all is that perhaps all this timing and chanting and mystical substances isn't needed. Perhaps that only-during-solar eclipse ritual can be performed at any time wit appropriate lighting equipment. Maybe instead of hundreds of dedicated chanters are you need is a tape recording. Maybe instead of an ore from a specific place and treated in a certain manner all you need is any old lump of lead. A simple laser printer can be enough to make hundreds of Yellow Signs. No more looking up old maps to find the right location, simple sattelite photography can do it. And the old ones wait in eagerness. Maybe this is all wrong. Maybe there's some essential element technology can't capture. Obviouly, the GM decides. But even if it won't work, the very possibility of a cult looking into it would spark a DG mission. ------------------------------ End of deltagreen-digest V1 #14 *******************************