From: owner-deltagreen-digest@nocturne.org (deltagreen-digest) To: deltagreen-digest@nocturne.org Subject: deltagreen-digest V1 #65 Reply-To: Delta Green List Sender: owner-deltagreen-digest@nocturne.org Errors-To: owner-deltagreen-digest@nocturne.org Precedence: bulk deltagreen-digest Wednesday, July 8 1998 Volume 01 : Number 065 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: Tue, 7 Jul 1998 01:48:32 -0700 From: "JimmieBise,Jr" Subject: Re: DG: baseball bats in NYC >Most weapons that go "boom" like grenades, rockets, incendiaries, etc. >are frowned on and not stocked by law enforcement because of their tendency to >produce collateral damage to innocent bystanders (like the block of row houses >that burned down in the standoff in Phili (?) a few years ago). > >I hope this was informative. I'd be glad to answer any questions anyone might >have. Great post! This one goes right into the "Grist for my Mill" file..:-) Oh, and an interesting point of fact. The chief of the Philadelphia PD when the MOVE Headquarters was set ablaze back years ago (accidentally, it was claimed, but the blaze took out several blocks of rowhouses.) was Willie Williams. Now, flash forward to the aftermath of the LA riots....who is brought in to save the LAPD from its image as a bunch of cowboy legbreakers and bigots? Yep...Willie Williams.... I hate coincidences... - -Jim ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 6 Jul 1998 23:53:16 -0400 (EDT) From: gmgm@netmcr.com (G.M.) Subject: Re: DG: X files & MIBsss >Exactly how many BOC fans are on this list? >My fave was "Imaginos" Now outta print, and I lost my CD ~snif~. big BOC fan here. My personal fave album is Fire of Unknown Origin. "To Defend, this is the Pact. And when life's shorn, and damage done. To Avenge, this is the Pact." GAry m, minor epot aka "Sneezy the Squid" - ------------------------------ "Decadence is it's own reward" DNRC Member since 1995 AOL Instant Message ID& AOL email address: gmgm1970 ICQ ID#: 8391493 ICQ nick: minor epot ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 7 Jul 1998 02:38:55 -0500 (CDT) From: Don Juneau Subject: RE: DG: BOC, True Masters (& croc picture) On Tue, 7 Jul 1998, David Farnell wrote: > Oh, BTW, some weirdo just sent me a .bmp of a crocodile being skinned. I > have no idea why, but if anyone wants it as a possible prop, please email me > off-list and I'll send it to you. It's actually quite colorful, with organs > being pulled out. Erp. Coool. Of course, I'm a sick bastard, but I'd love to get a copy. (djuneau@io.com) One set of images I intend to use as "props" came from a photojournalist who went to Checnya during/after the fighting with the Russians; somewhat graphic, but by picking through the images carefully I can build a series that is passable as "Yukon/Northwest Territories/Alaska", for a future DG op, probably using the "Special X" organisation from Michael Slade's books. Have to remove the blatantly obvious, like the burnt-out T-80... Don ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 7 Jul 1998 02:57:10 -0500 (CDT) From: Don Juneau Subject: Re: DG: baseball bats in NYC On Tue, 7 Jul 1998 LexAmissa@aol.com wrote: > Most weapons that go "boom" like grenades, rockets, incendiaries, etc. > are frowned on and not stocked by law enforcement because of their > tendency to produce collateral damage to innocent bystanders (like the > block of row houses that burned down in the standoff in Phili (?) a few > years ago). As I recall, the MOVE standoff in Philidelphia was preceded by the radicals' Fun Bag O' Tricks including stuffing venomous snakes into mailboxes (as Synanon did). (May be wrong about MOVE, tho... I'd have to check my Haydukery books, which is where I read about it.) The Philly PD were dealing with armed "revolutionaries", with men, women and children barricaded in the row-house(s), and made the *bad* move of dropping bundles of dynamite from a helicopter, attempting to breach the barricades. (For those who don't remember, a number of the MOVE folks died in the subsequent fire, and a nasty scandal ensued... IIRC, the whole mess was condemned, though, and non-MOVE were either not there or evacuated before the fireworks started.) One person I knew a while back tried to convince me that the Philly PD could requisition mothballed destroyers from the Navy Yard in time of need, but that's a little hard to swallow. ("Alpha-Ten-Seven, suspect is west on Goombah Avenue, heading for the bridge, red Dodge Viper, ETA sixty seconds." "Roger, we're heading downriver at fifteen knots, will intercept in forty seconds.. we've got him on radar, as soon as he clears the buildings we'll give him a warning shot with the for'ard five-inch - looks like they've raised the drawbridge already, we'll pull in and block..") Don ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 7 Jul 1998 08:53:42 -0400 From: "Eric Brennan" Subject: Re: DG: X files & MIBsss I've got to add myself to that category. BOC shreds. I do have a question though...has anybody wondered whether or not long time BOC manager (and writer of Imaginos) Sandy Pearlman (spelling?) is related to the Chaosium employee of the same name? Hmmm, Agent WALLACE aka Eric Brennan - -----Original Message----- From: M-Zodiac To: Delta Green List Date: Monday, July 06, 1998 11:15 PM Subject: Re: DG: X files & MIBsss >Exactly how many BOC fans are on this list? >My fave was "Imaginos" Now outta print, and I lost my CD ~snif~. > >-Marc > ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 7 Jul 1998 09:34:46 -0700 From: "Gerry Mckelvey" Subject: Re: DG: X files & MIBsss > I've got to add myself to that category. BOC shreds. I do have a question > though...has anybody wondered whether or not long time BOC manager (and > writer of Imaginos) Sandy Pearlman (spelling?) is related to the Chaosium > employee of the same name? > Hmmm, > Agent WALLACE > aka Eric Brennan > > Now that's a wonderfully paranoid thought...why didn't I notice that... damn, someone must be slipping my anti-paranoia medication into my coffee again... Jerry McKelvey Exitus Acta Probat. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 7 Jul 1998 11:09:03 -0400 From: Viktor Haag Subject: DG: Cripps ... (was Re: baseball bats in NYC) - ------ Original Message ------ Date: Mon, 06 Jul 1998 12:35:42 -0500 From: Nightstar Subject: Re: DG: Re: baseball bats in NYC At 09:26 AM 7/6/98 -0700, you wrote: >> Apparently, the LA Gang (which has spread nicely, thanks...) called the >>Crips gets their name from the word Cripples. Apparently, during the Junior >... > >And all this time, I thought their name was 'The Crypts'. Shows you how >much I'm into that gangsta-rap stuff... ;> And here all this time I thought it was a illiterate corruption of the word "creeps". - ------------------------------ Hmmmm ... Cripps, Crypts, Creeps ... sounds to me like, at the top level, these young fellows might be controlled by a certain underground race of distorted humanoids with a morbid taste for bones ... there's an adventure plot in there somewhere, I'm sure of it! Agent Eduard ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 7 Jul 1998 11:14:35 -0400 From: Viktor Haag Subject: DG: Queen in Red - ------ Original Message ------- Date: Tue, 7 Jul 1998 13:49:26 +0900 From: "David Farnell" Subject: RE: DG: BOC, True Masters (& croc picture) Aaron Litz (Lord of Milk & Cookies) wrote: > This song also mentions the King in Yellow and the Queen in Red. Oh, man, I'd completely forgotten about that! These guys know Things Which Should Not Be Known! Let's see, maybe BOC used to have a certain thin, extremely fussy guy (slight German accent) for their manager... But who's the Queen in Red? - ------------------------------ The Queen in Red is otherwise known as "The Whore of Babylon". In times more medieval she was used as an icon condemning the Catholic Church (viz. Spenser's Faerie Queene). Agent Eduard ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 7 Jul 1998 11:40:02 -0400 From: "Eric Brennan" Subject: DG: Re: Cripps ... (was Re: baseball bats in NYC) - -----Original Message----- From: Viktor Haag To: Delta Green (E-mail) Date: Tuesday, July 07, 1998 11:09 AM Subject: DG: Cripps ... (was Re: baseball bats in NYC) >Hmmmm ... Cripps, Crypts, Creeps ... sounds to me like, at the top level, >these young fellows might be controlled by a certain underground race of >distorted humanoids with a morbid taste for bones ... there's an adventure >plot in there somewhere, I'm sure of it! > > >Agent Eduard > Check out the wonderfully paranoid and insane Invisibles, by Grant Morrison. Issue # 10 of Series One, called the Season of Ghouls, uses that idea as a plot device... That crack being spread by evil cultists is smoked by gangstas, turning them into zombi receptacles for the cultists. The hero of that particular tale is a Voodoo Rapper called Jim Crow. I'd also recommend the new trade paperback, available at finer big bookstroes everywhere, that collects issues 1-4 of the recent Black Science in America storyline. It's all about Roswell... Be Seeing You, Agent WALLACE aka Eric Brennan "Big Brother is Watching...Learn to Become Invisible." ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 7 Jul 1998 12:14:20 -0400 From: "Elliot A. Rushing" Subject: DG: FBI and Kidnapping. Howdy, all. Some time ago we had a brief thread RE when the FBI becomes involved in a kidnappng case. Many spoke about a 24 hour waiting period, after which the FBI would assume state lines had been crossed and would become involved. Welp... Just received my FBI Child Abduction Response Plan for implementation in my agency, and as of now the FBI is available to assist from the moment of the missing child complaint. They've assigned three agents full time in Charlotte (NC) just to work local child abductions, and they're making all their case management, database, and profiling resources available to local agencies as needed. They're heavily promoting a multiagency task force approach to these cases. I assume the (multiple) local agencies will ostensibly lead until there's a federal jurisdictional hook (crossing state lines, frex), and then fibby will undoubtedly take lead role. All in all, extremely impressive material and resources. Good stuff. Maybe we can save some kids. Multi-agency is in, folks -- that should help keepers running multi-agency cells with their efforts at verisimilitude. Good gaming, Elliot - ----- Elliot Rushing Sheriff's Counsel Deputy Sheriff Union County, NC ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 7 Jul 1998 11:21:08 -0700 From: Joseph Camp Subject: Re: DG: FBI and Kidnapping. >Just received my FBI Child Abduction Response Plan for implementation in my >agency Is this being implemented nationwide, or is it a regional or test policy? be seeing you, Alphonse ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 7 Jul 1998 14:14:21 -0400 From: "Eric Brennan" Subject: DG: Re: FBI and Kidnapping. - -----Original Message----- From: Elliot A. Rushing To: Delta Green List Date: Tuesday, July 07, 1998 12:10 PM Subject: DG: FBI and Kidnapping. >Multi-agency is in, folks -- that should help keepers running multi-agency >cells with their efforts at verisimilitude. > It also means that if the guvmint really takes a disliking to DG, MJ won't be the only crew coming after you... Look into those wierd conspiracy theories involving the Multi-Jurisdictional Task Force for some kooky stuff. Eric ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 07 Jul 1998 20:13:53 From: Davide Mana Subject: Re: DG: Queen in Red - a warning to the curious Greetings. This is almost certainly a pointless post. Bear with me. About the Queen in Red, Agent Eduard wrote >The Queen in Red is otherwise known as "The Whore of Babylon". In times more >medieval she was used as an icon condemning the Catholic Church (viz. >Spenser's Faerie Queene). Said "Icon" has been recently hijacked and turned into something much more sinister. I just stumbled on the red-clad lady during an ill-advised literary incursion just a few weeks back. The Queen in Red/Whore of Babylon (with Lilith thrown in for good measure) features heavily in a novel called "The Tortuous Serpent", by occultist Donald Tyson, that I had the misadventure of picking up as a consequence of my long standing interest in Elizabethan times. Set in the late 16th century and featuring Dr. John Dee and his tricky sidekick Ed Kelly, as the good guys, the novel is _really_ bad (at least in my humble opinion), as the author seems much more interested in divulging his personal take on Dee's "magick" and mystical world-view than in telling a good story. The fact that Rabbi Lowe and his golem also put in an appearence does not help the mix. The disreputable lady in question, however, is shown to have her very own cult (the Sons of Coronzon, of course posing as a Catholic order), that has much in common with various Shub-Niggurath cults as seen in Mythos fiction, and a few conspiracy hooks; she also claims an "interdimensional" aspect (you see it in dreams, or "communing with the goddess") that reminded me very much of a few Mythos nasties - you know... lots of tentacles/appendages, mucous substances, lots of spare eyes, and so on. If this really is a fictionalization of some of mr. Tyson's tenements, I wonder what could be found on the subject in his more "serious" books (such as the engagingly titled "Ritual Magic - What it is and how to do it") that are advertised at the back of the book. Not that I'm going to investigat them, of course. I _do not_ suggest the purchase of the volume, but if you find it in a library (or at a charity sale) and are willing to wade through a lot of purple prose, bad characterization and implausible action (plus a map that places London at the head of the Wash, SE of Sheffield), you might still find something useful in this thing, thanks to the John Dee/Mythos connection - or use it to start a fire in winter. Otherwise, be advised and stay clear of the book. And this is it. Cheers. Davide Mana Torino, Italy doctor.dee@iol.it ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 7 Jul 1998 15:47:38 EDT From: Imandos@aol.com Subject: DG: BOC in DG Another good BOC album for background music is "Club Ninja". Several of the songs fit a Black Ops theme. Thomas Woodall Imandos@aol.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 7 Jul 1998 15:58:45 -0400 From: "Elliot A. Rushing" Subject: Re: DG: FBI and Kidnapping. >>Just received my FBI Child Abduction Response Plan for implementation in my >>agency > >Is this being implemented nationwide, or is it a regional or test policy? > >be seeing you, >Alphonse Alphonse: This is a model response plan, forms, et al. sent out by the FBI to local law enforcement agencies (I assume nationwide). Judging from the materials, it apparently *is* the FBI's operational plan. The goal is to promulgate and develop a uniform system of dealing with the jurisdictional and investigative difficulties often encountered in child abduction cases. It's aspirational (the FBI can't mandate uniformity among local agencies), but it's a start -- per the Sheriff (my boss) we're going to try to implement as much of it as is feasible. Simply put, it's good stuff. The key DG-wise is the heavy-handed advocacy (orthodoxy?) of the multijurisdictional task force idea. It is *very* much in vogue right now. Of course, it helps that it works really well when everyone's on the same page. Hope this helps. :) Elliot. ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 7 Jul 1998 16:10:52 -0700 From: "JimmieBise,Jr" Subject: Re: DG: FBI and Kidnapping. >>Just received my FBI Child Abduction Response Plan for implementation in my >>agency > >Is this being implemented nationwide, or is it a regional or test policy? > Many agencies have standing policies dictated to them by the FBI, usually working in conjunction with the Center for Missing Children, or Child Find, or a group of that nature. With the Maryland State Police, standing policy is to immediately notify the CMC, which in turn is monitored by the FBI, who will come in as needed, or as they prefer (especially if the missing child is presumed across state lines, or if it could be assumed that the child will inevitably cross state lines). I would assume that the FBI works such policies nationwide, depending on the in-house resources of the agency (i.e. smaller jurisdictions, with fewer resources, get greater FBI attention because they can use the help and manpower more than a larger agency) - -Jim ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 7 Jul 1998 17:55:18 -0400 From: Steven Kaye Subject: Re: DG: Cripps ... (was Re: baseball bats in NYC) Just to toss another version into the mix, Mike Davis in CITY OF QUARTZ writes: "Although it is usually surmised that the name Crip is derived from the 107 Hoovers' 'crippled' style of walking, Bakeer [a teacher at Manual Arts High who wrote a self-published novel about the Crips -- SK] was told by one 'O.G.' that it originally stood for 'Continuous Revolution in Progress'." (299) >------ Original Message ------ > >Date: Mon, 06 Jul 1998 12:35:42 -0500 >From: Nightstar >Subject: Re: DG: Re: baseball bats in NYC > >At 09:26 AM 7/6/98 -0700, you wrote: >>> Apparently, the LA Gang (which has spread nicely, thanks...) called >the >>>Crips gets their name from the word Cripples. Apparently, during the >Junior >>... >> >>And all this time, I thought their name was 'The Crypts'. Shows you how >>much I'm into that gangsta-rap stuff... ;> > >And here all this time I thought it was a illiterate corruption of the word >"creeps". > > >------------------------------ > > > >Hmmmm ... Cripps, Crypts, Creeps ... sounds to me like, at the top level, >these young fellows might be controlled by a certain underground race of >distorted humanoids with a morbid taste for bones ... there's an adventure >plot in there somewhere, I'm sure of it! > > >Agent Eduard - -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Steven Kaye box_nine@ix.NOSPAM.netcom.com "Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you." -- Satchell Paige ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 7 Jul 1998 15:29:31 -0700 From: paposehn@juno.com (Phil A Posehn) Subject: Re: DG: FBI and Kidnapping. Does this mean the FBI is going to become involved in all of those child abduction cases that are custody disputes between ex-spouses? Phil _____________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com Or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 7 Jul 1998 15:13:04 -0700 From: paposehn@juno.com (Phil A Posehn) Subject: Re: DG: Conventions and the Big Green Triangle The hardest thing about cons is being prepared for an unknown # of players. Check out the way that "Escape from Innsmouth" does it for one possibility. I had a Call of Cthulhu game at GameCon that was open to DG friendlies. I posted it here. Since no one from here e-mailed me to ask about it I prepared for a small game since it was a first year con. 30 people showed up! Fortunately I had 2 good GMs with me who were able to run games on short notice! Phil _____________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com Or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 7 Jul 1998 17:57:31 -0500 From: "Charles Baucum Jr." Subject: Re: DG: X files & MIBsss - ---------- > From: The Man in Black > To: Delta Green List > Subject: Re: DG: X files & MIBsss > Date: Monday, July 06, 1998 8:28 PM > > On Mon, 6 Jul 1998, Charles Baucum Jr. violated national security: I violated national security!?! I'm preserving their cover as a harmless rock group!! Charles O. Baucum - COB - BOC- Coincidence? I think not! > > The song is called "E.T.I. (Extra Terrestrial Intelligence)." It was > > released in May of 1976 on the BOC album _Agents of Fortune_ , which also > > has "(Don't Fear) The Reaper." > > Suck up all the courage you learned from playing D&D, because if you > *EVER* tell *anyone* about the BOC again, YOU'RE A DEAD MAN! "I came here willingly. And I will go down valiantly. We made a vow To give it all we had to give. We made a vow To die as we have lived." > The Man in Black is : Kenneth Scroggins > Novus Ordo Seclorum : Annuit Coeptus : E Pluribus Unum > > "History Shows again and again, > how nature points out the folly of man" "Guess I'll see you Dancin' in the ruins" Charles O. Baucum Jr. Mortuus non est quod in aeternum insiditur et aetate ignota mors ipsas finiretur cobaucum@meta3.net ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 7 Jul 1998 16:06:50 -0700 From: paposehn@juno.com (Phil A Posehn) Subject: DG: Re: baseball bats in NYC) I tend to believe this one since I know that the Bloods and Crips were founded by ex-members of the Black Panther Party. Phil. On Tue, 7 Jul 1998 17:55:18 -0400 Steven Kaye writes: >Just to toss another version into the mix, Mike Davis in CITY OF >QUARTZ writes: > >"Although it is usually surmised that the name Crip is derived from >the 107 >Hoovers' 'crippled' style of walking, Bakeer [a teacher at Manual Arts >High who >wrote a self-published novel about the Crips -- SK] was told by one >'O.G.' that >it originally stood for 'Continuous Revolution in Progress'." (299) > _____________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com Or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 7 Jul 1998 19:31:45 -0400 (EDT) From: The Man in Black Subject: Re: DG: Re: FBI and Kidnapping. On Tue, 7 Jul 1998, Eric Brennan established his treason: > It also means that if the guvmint really takes a disliking to DG, MJ > won't be the only crew coming after you... Look into those wierd conspiracy > theories involving the Multi-Jurisdictional Task Force for some kooky stuff. DG is so widespread amongst the US govt. that any crackdown on it would have to be clandestine. This would avoid a DG mole giving advance warning, and wouldn't ruffle the general public's feathers. MJ needs to keep DG a secret to ensure its own security. NRO Delta seems to be the only unit not penetrated (yet) by DG. Normally taking down something like DG would require INSCOM, but they've been compromised already! In any event, a crackdown on DG would almost certainly require MJ to inform the president of the "big picture." The Man in Black is : Kenneth Scroggins Novus Ordo Seclorum : Annuit Coeptus : E Pluribus Unum ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 7 Jul 1998 19:39:13 -0400 (EDT) From: The Man in Black Subject: Re: DG: Conventions and the Big Green Triangle On Tue, 7 Jul 1998, Phil A Posehn wrote: > 30 people showed up! Fortunately I had 2 good GMs with me who were > able to run games on short notice! The only folks who show up at Hawaii cons are the Magic junkies and Games Workshop lead poisoning victims. I have never *ever* had the "problem" of too many roleplayers. I plan to implement 1st come 1st serve, limit six players if this ever happens. Everyone else would be welcome to stick around until someone dies a horrible death and take over a new PC tho'. The Man in Black is : Kenneth Scroggins Novus Ordo Seclorum : Annuit Coeptus : E Pluribus Unum ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 7 Jul 1998 21:03:39 -0400 (EDT) From: The Man in Black Subject: DG: Adepts o' da Fate As a follow up to my Lords of the Fate post, here's a few ideas on Adepts: Adepts should be that darling of Keepers everywhere, the annoyance NPC. Interaction with Adepts should result in immediate fear and loathing by the Investigators. They are the shabby Characters that the PC's would *like* to kill but can't. Each should have their own private Quirk Skill. Each should have some serious or hilarious emotional disfunction. Each should be designed specifically to push the buttons of the PC's. Be sadistic. Adepts should also be innocuous, sad and pathetic. Those rumpled people who we more normal folks deliberately try to forget or avoid. This allows them to slip through the cracks in our socially programmed perception and into those surreal places that lost sock puppets and treasured childhood toys always seem to end up. Adepts dwell in welfare gutters lining forgotten urban sidewalks. They are intimate with the rust of failed industry and the crumbled brick of quiet despair. Adepts are vanishing faces seen through dirty and often broken glass. Wandering well-littered streets, they pick and kick at the supernatural trash that other, better-dressed people leave behind. They should be the darlings of Keepers everywhere. SAMPLE ADEPTS: Krazy Ivan: Grigori Ivanovich Koloff is a Ukrainian emigre who drives a taxi in NYC. He is a huge hairy muscular man who served in the Naval Spetsnatz. He habitually wears a Bearskin cap with the Hammer and Sickle prominently displayed. He bathes infrequently, smokes cheap nasty cigars, and regularly threatens his passengers with physical violence. He always has a fully loaded AK-74 in his trunk. Naturally, his glove compartment is filled with various small arms. QS: Threaten Passengers 61% Mr. Magot: A crusty old frenchman. This senior citizen and entymology buff habitiually lurks on brownstone rooftops with his telescope and binoculars, hoping desperately to catch a glimpse of young female flesh. He is always eating live snails, mealworms and crickets, which he keeps in a rusty coffee can. He will gleefully advocate an insect only diet to anyone who is foolish or desperate enough to watch as he drools and slobbers over his latest meal. QS: Catch Crawling foods 85% Anders Drek: This skinny unsanitary white dude is always cracking sarcastic remarks about tasteless subjects. He makes a meager living with his repulsive underground cartoon strip "Drek." Anders likes to wander about aimlessly, eventually following people who practice personal hygiene in an effort to discover their day to day problems so he can mock them. Anders has heard about a bunch of pretentious fuckers called the Secret Senate and is trying to join so he can ridicule and humiliate them. QS: Mock Other's Pain 92% Teena & Lizard: Teena is a malnourished underage prostitute. She suffers from mild schizophrenia and likes to dig through garbage dumpsters in order to find "treasure" which she piles about her stained and smelly mattress. Lizard is her vile "business manager." Lizard likes money and crack cocaine. Teena likes crack cocaine. QS: Teena - Seduce Older Men 72%, Lizard - Ooze Machismo 38% Marjorie the Trash Heap: Ol' Marge pushes her shopping cart (a steel one, not those crappy plastic ones) around the city and collects cans, bottles and other recyclables. Sometimes, she peers through her cataracts at strange and unbelievable events that she ascribes to encroaching senility. She likes the slim dark man who sometimes gives her money for telling him about the weird graffiti that changes color and appearance. Marjorie has somehow managed to save $250,000 which she keeps in a garbage bag wrapped up in multiple layers of her filthy undergarments. QS: Hoard Wealth 50% Kent Scrope: Mr. Scrope is a avid player of role-playing games. He is so avid that he cannot hold a steady job and lives in his mother's basement, where he dreams of employment in the glamorous and exciting gaming industry. Kent is planning on one day attending college and publishing his home-brewed RPG "Dielander: the Squickening." He is constantly corresponding with the employees of Severed Dog Head Games for their publishing guidelines, much to their chagrin. Kent is currently doing research for his D:tS supplement "Black Conspiracy." This research seems to involve inserting himself into legitimate criminal investigations and making a giant nuisance of himself. Kent is obsessive about dice. He has often stated that he will stop buying dice only after they stop making them and he can't afford collector's prices anymore. It is ill-advised for anyone to touch his dice as he will throw a violently immature temper tantrum in the event of such a cruel violation. Kent is a sometimes paying member of SaucerWatch. QS: Write RPG's 02% The Man in Black is : Kenneth Scroggins Novus Ordo Seclorum : Annuit Coeptus : E Pluribus Unum ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 7 Jul 1998 22:47:10 -0400 (EDT) From: The Man in Black Subject: DG: A Conversation with Thalassa Chandler, or "The END is nigh" MEMCON#7 (MEMorandum of CONversation) BACKGROUND: After spending quality time (i.e. a sexually charged telepathically induced hallucination) with the Gestalt Gurlz of the Psionic Plane, the MiB was called out of the Call of Cthulhu RPG and assigned to the Macho Women with Guns RPG. Discovering that male characters were quite wimpy in that RPG the MiB considered using the unofficial Cross-Dressing rules, but found them to be much too humiliating and ridiculous. Also, they didn't give enough plusses. So, weakened by his gender in a world he never made, the MiB gallantly strode forth to face the Zombie Cheerleaders of Hell High. Naturally they could kick his ass any day of the week, twice on Sunday, and they did. And it hurt! Thus it was that Zombie Lord and surfer dude Bthulhu descended on Hell High and ate the entire freshman class during an otherwise unremarkable pep rally. Bummer. Fortunately the Student Government was able to convince the Computer Club and the Robotics Club to stop their unholy www.cyber-Jyhad.com long enough to build a Terminatrix class cyborg assassin. Using the nation's entire supply of silicone and silicon within her awesome frame, the Top-Heavy Terminatrix soundly thrashed Bthulhu and rescued the Mib. It was love at first sight. Sadly, it was a love that was not meant to be, for as the grateful MiB planted a wet one on Terminatrix's silvery lipstick, he was shocked and amazed to receive a 250,000 volt electrocution. The Terminatrix could only answer his romantic aspirations with an unfeeling "Unauthorized Sexual Conduct is not permitted." Still smouldering (literally!) with passion the MiB was heard to reply "My Heart... my heart is stopping... (Ker-PLUNK~!)" Anyway, it was to be that Emergency Medical Technicians were summoned and MiB was subjected to that defibrillator thingy. After determining that neither the head nor groin were adequate for ressucitation via defibrillation, the EMT's finally zapped the MiB a good one. Upon returning from the tunnel of light, where Elvis was inexplicably missing, the MiB got a call from the North American OverSector. It seemed that the hand puppet artiste formerly known as Y'golonac (aka The Bloated One) was AWOL. Thus begins our Epic Saga... ******* CAST OF CHARACTERS: (mib): The Man in Black (Trixie): Black Leather Clad Top-Heavy terminatrix class Cyborg Assassin (BUZZ~!): Buzz the Mi-Go, MiB sidekick (CEO): New World Industries Chief Executive Officer Thalassa Chandler (TBO East): Blackbeard the Pirate, ARR~! Shiver me Timbers! (TBO West): The Road Dawg Jesse James, one-half of the New Age Outlaws, WWF tag team champions of the world. (TBO South): The Bad-Ass Billy Gunn, the other half of the NAO, WWF tag team champions of the world. TRANSCRIPT BEGINS: (Thalassa Chandler works quietly aboard her private NWI learjet at 30,000 feet. Suddenly the door opens in a torrent of wind and a flurry of important NWI papers, enter MiB and Trixie) (mib): "ALL RIGHT Y'GOLONAC! Come out with your hands up!" (CEO): "Wha? Where? Huh? Who are you people?" (Trixie): "Target ist not Acquired." (CEO): "How did you get on my plane?" (looks out the window at a much amused and rosy pink headed BUZZ~!) (mib): "Dammit! We were so close. He's gotta be around here somewhere." (Trixie): "I vill secure ze cockpit." (mib): "You can secure my cockpit anytime, baby." (Trixie goes to the cockpit) (CEO): "Answer me! What the hell is this all about?!" (mib): "Relax, lady, we're just looking for a being of immense power and antiquity that predates humanity and likes to play with sock puppets." (CEO): "I see..." (rubs her forehead) (Trixie): "I haff found ze Target." (she leads in Y'golonac) (TBO East): "Avast ye scurvy dogs, What do ye want with Blackbeard the Pirate? ARRR~!" (mib): "Umm, that's a nice puppet there Y'golonac, but no one still likes that damn puppet game." (TBO East): "ARRR~! Get ye iron-booty wench away from me, ye hear! Else ye'll be walkin' the plank. ARRR~!" (CEO): "Oh Gawd! He wasn't kidding." (mib): "OH-KAY! That's it, I walk the plank for no man or gawd. TERMINATRIX! Take Him Down!" (points the BIG FINGER at Y'golonac) (Trixie grabs Y'golonac and rips off the Blackbeard puppet and stomps on it, shattering the wooden leg, bending and twisting the hook hand, and utterly crushing the parrot.) (TBO East) "GASP! Polly! ARR~! ARRR~! ARRRRGH~! SOB!" (mib): "hehehe. He usually gets real docile after the puppet show is over." (TBO West): "OH, YOU DIDN'T KNOW?! Your ASS bettah CAAALLL SOMEBODY!" (cue DX music theme) (mib): "What the...?" (TBO West): "Ladies and Gentlemen, Boyz and Gurlz, Children of ALL AGES! New World Industries and DeGeneration-X is proud to present: The World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions of the WOOOORRRRLD~! the Road Dawg Jesse James..." (holds up his Left hand) "...the BAD-ASS Billy Gunn..." (CEO): "...the END is nigh..." (WARNING : SEVERE SQUICK POTENTIAL AHEAD : WARNING) (PREPARE FOR SQUICK SENSATION) (With that, The Bloated One rotates it's wattled bulk, turning in glorious majesty, thick folds of wet clammy corpse-flesh gently jiggling in resonance to some dark and unhallowed rythym. Then, as the Hands that Feed grasp hungrily for the floor, Y'golonac flexes it's mighty mass and bends. Bends not Space nor Time, but bends *OVER* to display the UTMOST HORROR~!) (CEO): "BEHOLD~! Behold the Glory of the Talking Sphincter! Behold the loathsome Ring of Sacred Excretion! BEHOLD~!" (Bows down in abject servitude) (mib): "For this, I studied Creative Writing... SIGH." (TBO West): "...The NEW~! AGE~! OUTLAWS~!" (TBO South): "Sorry, what was that? I'm a little *behind* in this conversation." (TBO West): "...The NEW~! AGE~! OUTLAWS~!" (mib): "Hey there, uh, Mr. Ass? Lemme *ass* you a question. Didn't you steal this bit from Jim Carrey?" (TBO South): "Butt Wait! There's more..." (mib): "NO WAY Fartbreath! Not a chance that I'm going into *arrears* over this one. This whole thing ends before I get sued for public indecency or something." TRANSCRIPT ENDS (hehehe "ENDS" chuckle) The Man in Black is : Kenneth Scroggins Novus Ordo Seclorum : Annuit Coeptus : E Pluribus Unum ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 7 Jul 1998 20:07:31 -0700 From: "Al MacMillan" Subject: DG: Heavy Ordinance problems This is a multi-part message in MIME format. - ------=_NextPart_000_0012_01BDA9E2.DFBDC1A0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Recently, one of my players, a 2nd Recon sergant, was deliberately = brought into an unauthorized investigation involving cultists, the CDC = and some really heavy ordinance use by the player. The player has been currently under the scrutiny by DG as a = friendly(possibly an agent). Although he really doesn't know who "they" = are. Anyways, several cultists were killed (no bodies recovered in the = Florida Everglades) by a MiniGun; the incident is currently under the = scrutiny of the ATF, whereas the player admits to buying the weapon from = "Surplus World" using a Major Credit card (the amount he paid was = atrocious...). So my question is: Should i have DG contacts "take care" of the Felony charges of = possession of an illegal weapon, or should i just throw the guy to the wolves.... Any "creative" ideas would be appreciated... Al macmilla@direct.ca =20 - ------=_NextPart_000_0012_01BDA9E2.DFBDC1A0 Content-Type: text/html; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
Recently, one of my players, a 2nd = Recon=20 sergant, was deliberately brought into an  unauthorized = investigation=20 involving cultists, the CDC and some really heavy ordinance use by the=20 player.
The player has been currently under = the scrutiny=20 by DG as a friendly(possibly an agent). Although he really doesn't know = who=20 "they" are.
Anyways, several cultists were = killed (no bodies=20 recovered in the Florida Everglades) by a MiniGun; the incident is = currently=20 under the scrutiny of the ATF, whereas the player admits to buying the = weapon=20 from "Surplus World" using a Major Credit card (the amount he = paid was=20 atrocious...).
 
So my question is:
Should i have DG contacts "take = care"=20 of the Felony charges of possession of an illegal weapon,
or should i just throw the guy to = the=20 wolves....
 
Any "creative" ideas would = be=20 appreciated...
 
Al
macmilla@direct.ca
 
- ------=_NextPart_000_0012_01BDA9E2.DFBDC1A0-- ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 8 Jul 1998 08:34:38 -0400 From: "Eric Brennan" Subject: DG: Re: Re: baseball bats in NYC) Really? Not that I'm doubting you, but I find that very surprising. I had always assumed the Bloods and Crips mutated out of the "block" gangs of the '70s, especially since there seems to be a gap between the Black Panthers and the birth of the various Bloods and Crips groups. I had always just assumed that all of the old Black Panthers moved to Paris and scored "old revolutionary" points with the Euro-glitterati or rotted in jail. However, my knowledge of the Black Panthers is extremely limited. Gotta read a book on that lot, Agent WALLACE aka The Man in Plaid aka Eric Brennan - -----Original Message----- From: Phil A Posehn To: deltagreen@nocturne.org Date: Tuesday, July 07, 1998 7:07 PM Subject: DG: Re: baseball bats in NYC) >I tend to believe this one since I know that the Bloods and Crips were >founded by ex-members of the Black Panther Party. > >Phil. > > >On Tue, 7 Jul 1998 17:55:18 -0400 Steven Kaye >writes: >>Just to toss another version into the mix, Mike Davis in CITY OF >>QUARTZ writes: >> >>"Although it is usually surmised that the name Crip is derived from >>the 107 >>Hoovers' 'crippled' style of walking, Bakeer [a teacher at Manual Arts >>High who >>wrote a self-published novel about the Crips -- SK] was told by one >>'O.G.' that >>it originally stood for 'Continuous Revolution in Progress'." (299) >> > >_____________________________________________________________________ >You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. >Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com >Or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] ------------------------------ End of deltagreen-digest V1 #65 *******************************