Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1998 14:34:00 -0800
From: "Mark McFadden@warnerbros.com" 
Reply-To: Delta Green List 
To: deltagreen@nocturne.org
Subject: DG: S**t! It's the Bishof!

     
     [Black.]
     [Extreme close-ups of a series of video images. The Rodney King riots. 
     Reginald Denny being pulled from his truck.] 
     
        NARRATOR
     
     In a city under siege.
     
     [Waco footage. Oklahoma City scenes.] 
     
        NARRATOR
     
     In a country under fire.
     
     [Gulf War footage. Various terrorist bombings. Riots, burning flags, 
     etc.]
     
        NARRATOR
     
     In a world gone mad.
     
     [MUSIC: opening riffs of "Bad to the Bone"]
     [Extreme close-up of cigar butt hitting ground, then ground under 
     jack-booted heel]
     [Extreme close-up of match being struck across stubbled jawline. 
     Camera follows match to end of new cigar being puffed alight]
     [Pull back to full shot of backlit AXL GOTTERDAMMERUNG in urban camo, 
     armed with shotgun]
     
        NARRATOR
     
     One man _...
     
     [Close-up of tanned, oiled, muscular, shaved, vein-laden forearm as it 
     rhythmically pumps the shotgun]
     
        NARRATOR
     
     _... has had enough.
     
     [MUSIC stops]
     [Extreme foreshortened view, gaping muzzle of shotgun in FG, smiling 
     AXL aiming down barrel in BG]
     
        AXL
     
     Wie geht's?
     
     [BOOOOM!]
     [MUSIC: White Zombie metal riff]
     [Series of big fiery explosions, quick cuts of various people flying 
     through air ahead of explosions, several vehicles redlining, tires 
     squealing, sparks cascading from cars trying to force each other off 
     of roads, flaming motorcycles and riders vaulting over obstacles and 
     crashing into water, AXL running toward camera followed by humongus 
     billowing ball of flame that just misses consuming him as he dives off 
     of  ship, muscle car crashing through wall into middle of crack house]
     
        NARRATOR
     
     Arnold Shwarzenegger IS Axl Gotterdammerung.
     
     CUT TO:
     
     [Overhead POV, AXL is being propelled toward the camera by an enormous 
     fiery explosion.]
     
        AXL
     
     Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!
     
        NARRATOR
     
     And Axl Gotterdammerung is__THE BISHOF.
     
     CUT TO:
     
     
     [AXL running toward camera followed by humongus billowing ball of 
     flame that just misses consuming him as he dives out of tunnel]
     
        AXL
     
     Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!
     
     CUT TO:
     
     
     [AXL running toward camera followed by humongus billowing ball of 
     flame that just misses consuming him as he dives through plate-glass 
     window]
     
        AXL
     
     Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!
     
     CUT TO:
     
      [Karotechia HQ. Dr. Bitterich is handing costumes to hand-picked 
     Ritter and Bishof]
     
        BITTERICH
     
     You vill infiltrate the objective under the cover of the costume 
     party. Invitations haf been forged, you vill be costumed as classical 
     composers.
     
        REINHARD GALT
     
     I'll be Wagner
     
        HANS 
     
     I'll be Beethoven
     
        FRANZ
     
     I'll be Brahms
     
        AXL
     
     I'll be Bach.
     
     CUT TO:
     
     [AXL during lull. Sweaty, stained, bruised and bloodied.]
     
        AXL
     
     I'm getting too old for this sh..
     [BOOOM!]
     [MUSIC stops]
     
     CUT TO:
     
     [Extreme foreshortened view, gaping muzzle of shotgun in FG, smiling 
     AXL aiming down barrel in BG]
     
        AXL
     
     Auf wiedersehen, baby.
     
     [BOOOOM!]
     
     CUT TO BLACK:
     
        NARRATOR
     
     Coming this Christmas to a theater near you.