Date: Mon, 01 Feb 1999 09:46:07 -0800
From: "Kevin H. Ingle" 
Reply-To: Delta Green List 
To: strangevistas@onelist.com, deltagreen@nocturne.org
Subject: DG: Fwd: [darktales] something for the Cthulhoites

Bit of a tangent here, but I had to pass this one on!

Kevin

[Routing details omitted. --ed.]

>
>****Abdul al-Hazred's Big Boffo Book of Daemons****.
>
>        by Jay Mackley.
>        (poster: Eccles)
>
>See Jane.
>See Dick.
>See Spot.
>See Fluffy.
>See Dick's friend Sath.
>
>See Sath draw on the ground.
>Sath needs to have some blood.
>Run Fluffy, run.
>He escaped.
>That was lucky.
>Spot was not so lucky.
>Splat Spot, splat.
>
>See Sath start the ancient rite.
>See Jane dance.
>See Dick writhe.
>See Sath change.
>See Sath grow.
>See Tsathogghua.
>See Tsathogghua eat Dick and Jane.
>
>Oh Dear.
>
>*******************************************************
>
>See the mountain. See the plateau.
>See Randolf Carter. Climb Randolf, climb.
>It is very cold.
>
>Here is the plateau. Here is a temple.
>It is washed in the waxen light of a fungoid
>and fantastically gibbous moon.
>
>See it shining on monstrously old
>petrographs hewn into the palogean basalt blocks.
>Don't go inside Randolf. Silly Randolf.
>
>Here is a name on the wall.
>Don't read it Randolf.
>"Iggy" reads Randolf. Silly Randolf.
>
>See Ygolonac. Run Randolf, run.
>Faster Randolf, faster! Too slow.
>
>See Ygolonac..
>
>See Randolf wake up screaming.
>It was all a dream.
>
>Wasn't it?
>
>*******************************************************
>
>See Abhoth.
>See the investigator.
>See the investigator gasp "Abbe...".
>
>See a thousand abominations crawl, flap and
>wriggle towards the noise.
>
>Oh Dear.
>
>Run investigator, run.
>See Abhoth corruscate fantastically.
>
>Oh Dear.
>
>Poor Investigator.
>
>********************************************************
>
>See Dick.
>See Cthulhu.
>See Dick see Cthulhu.
>
>See Dick lose a grip on sanity.
>
>Run Dick, run.
>Faster Dick, faster.
>
>Dick has an idea.
>What is that he's drawing on the ground?
>A five pointed star with a flaming eye in the
>middle?
>
>Oh it's an Edder Sign
>Clever Dick!
>
>See Cthulhu see the Elder sign.
>
>Poor Cthulhu.
>
>*********************************************************
>
>See the librarian.
>See the librarian look.
>
>See the librarian copy blasphemously ancient
>horrors from that hideous tome that hints at
>unknown terror far beyond the reason of man.
>
>See the librarian write the name.
>It is spelt: H-A-S-S-I-E.
>
>Hear the librarian say that which should not
>be said.
>
>See Hastur....
>
>Poor librarian.
>
>*********************************************************
>
>See the heavy metal band.
>They call call themselves the "Yogs".
>
>See their stage show.
>
>Oh, what a strange star. It has an eye in the
>middle.
>
>See them mouth strange soundless syllables.
>See the strange globes of light.
>
>See Yog-Sothoth; no, don't look at Yog-
>Sothoth.
>
>Too late.
>
>Poor heavy metal band.
>Poor insane, deranged, psychotic heavy metal band.
>
>********************************************************
>
>See the dark moonless night.
>See the sheperd alone on the moor.
>See his lost goat.
>
>"Here Shubbie, here Shubbie", says the 
>sheperd.
>
>See the stones.
>See the stones glow.
>See the stones bathed in the baleful light of 
>1,000 black candles.
>
>Oh dear, poor Shubbie.
>What a mess.
>
>See Shub-Niggurath, dark goat with a
>thousand young.
>See the sheperd.
>I can't see the sheperd.
>Where is he?
>
>Oh!!
>