"What th'fuck is this?"
Keeper:
Kelley steps out of the room and shuts the door behind him.
Keeper:
You see Hoder's hooded head turn one way and then another. "Hey!" he calls
out weakly. "Answer me."
Keeper:
Kelley comes around the corner again to join you in the observation room.
Keeper:
Hoder mumbles something else, then goes very quiet. He just slumps uncomfortably
in the chair. If you could see his face, you expect he would look extremely
forlorn.
Lundquist:
Poor guy.
Keeper:
You're all heart, aren't you? ;-)
Rogers:
"Mr. L Lets let him stew for a few mins."
Lundquist:
"We'll give him ten minutes, then start with him. Ten minutes is a long-ass
time when you're tied up in a hood like that."
Keeper:
Kelley nods. Rogers, you went through similar ordeals in "Career Training"
with the CIA.
Keeper:
You and other trainees got the works at counterinterrogation techniques
training at The Farm.
Lundquist whispers to DGKeeper:
I want to quietly mention to Kelly that I was feeling a little woozy earlier.
"It could just be all the long hours catching up with me... After all,
I'm not in the best shape. But with all that's happened, I wanted to let
you know about it."
DGKeeper whispers to Lundquist:
"Yeah. Good thinking. I'll keep my eyes open."
Rogers:
"That was always fun"
Keeper:
Hoder stirs in place. You hear him muttering faintly.
Rogers:
"Good evening Mr. Hoder."
Keeper:
He starts and sits up straight. You see the hood turn again.
Keeper:
"Wh-what?"
Rogers:
"Oh no, Mr. Hoder, we ask the question here."
Rogers:
"And you answer them."
Rogers:
"Do you understand me?"
Keeper:
"Uh--What--Uh--yeah."
Rogers:
"Good, then the unpleasentness can be kept to a minimum."
Keeper:
He squirms in place again.
Rogers:
"Why were you vandalising the building where you were arrested today?"
Keeper:
He seems to shrink somewhat in his chair. "Uh... I dunno, man... 's just
my thing."
Rogers:
"No, we want the correct answers or I may be forced to hand you over to
my colleage."
Keeper:
"I--look, man, I'm sorry. I won't do it again."
Rogers:
"Oh dear, I didn't ask if you would do it again just why you did it this
time, last chnce or my associate will continue this session."
Keeper:
"Man! Look, I dunno. I just do the art. I go someplace, it looks good,
I mark it up. Come on!" His voice takes on a whining tone.
Rogers:
"I'm sorry Mr Hodder, Mr Green, this one is yours now."
Lundquist:
"This guy is just screwing with us."
Rogers goes to his medical bag and gets a syringe out.
Keeper:
Hoder look around again. "No--man, Mr. Green, be cool. I tell you, I just
do the art, 's all!"
Rogers fills the syringe and ensures there are no air bubbles in the
solution
Keeper:
(What are you filling it with?)
Rogers:
to Kelly whispered "Kelly, I'm going to go in there in a while and inject
him come with me just in case>"
Host JTRogers whispers to DGKeeper:
saline
Keeper:
Kelley nods.
Keeper:
Hoder looks the other way in his hood, listening for a reply. "See man,
I just do the art," he mutters. "Shit, man, 's all I do."
Keeper:
Kelley looks at Lundquist. "Any questions? Or just juice him up?"
Lundquist:
"He's not cooperating. He had his chance."
Keeper:
Kelley waits for Rogers to lead the way.
Rogers:
"Kelly, when we go in there I want you to tell him that Mr. Red told us
to give him this injection and that we are sorry about it, but we have
to listen to him."
Keeper:
"Sure."
Rogers:
"Mr.Red, I think you should ask him some questions before we inject him"
Lundquist:
I"Mr Hoder, you are in very serious trouble here. Nobody knows where you
are. Nobody will ever find you. I assure you, your only chance of getting
out of this is to cooperate, and cooperate completely."
Lundquist:
(I'm saying this in a lame midwestern drawl to help mask my voice)
Lundquist:
"Now, for the final time: I want to know all about this thing you're drawing
on building walls."
Lundquist:
(Like Jon Voight in "Most Wanted"...) :-)
Keeper:
Hoder shrinks again. "Oh man... Who are you guys? I don't know, man, I
just dreamed the thing, and I started writing it. I can't stop writing
it. Shit, man."
Lundquist:
"Sir, you leave me no choice. Gentlemen, this is getting us nowhere fast.
Go in there and shoot that son of a bitch up."
Keeper:
"Fuck, man!"
Keeper:
Kelley steps out and around into the interrogation room. Hoder cringes
as he hears the door whisper open.
Lundquist:
I pour myself an orange juice from the kitchen.
Keeper:
Kelley says, "Sorry about this, kid. You seem nice enough, but this is
serious business. The boss says you get the works."
Keeper:
Hoder whines, almost weeping, "No, man! I'm telling you, it's nothing,
I don't know shit, man, I just draw the shit and I don't even know why,
man, I don't know, it's just this thing in my dreams and I do it and do
it and do it and it
Keeper:
--and it's never enough, I always gotta do it again, man!"
Rogers Prepares to inject Hoder
Keeper:
You can see Hoder looking this way and that in his hood, breathing heavily,
scared.
Rogers:
"Sorry about doing this to you."
Rogers injects Hoder.
Lundquist whispers to DGKeeper:
I'll try psychology on this guy... Do I think he's hiding anything? Or
is he really too scared?
Keeper:
"AAAAH! SHIT MAN SHIT! I--"
Lundquist whispers to DGKeeper:
Dreamed it, my foot! How dumb does he think I am? ;-)
DGKeeper whispers to Lundquist:
It's harder without seeing his face. But you get the feeling he's genuinely
scared as hell and probably not trying to hold out--he may be trying to
dodge something, but it's got to be big if he is.
Rogers:
"Let's go I hate to see the effects of that stuff and who knows how fast
It'l act on him."
Keeper:
Hoder seems to strain in place at the bonds, grunting weirdly for a long
two seconds.
Keeper:
Then he sags slowly back into place. His head lifts slowly within the
hood.
Keeper:
"Much better!" he says slowly. But his voice seems--odd. Not different,
but the tone is wrong.
Keeper:
Kelley steps toward the door again, not noticing it.
Lundquist:
Wrong how?
Keeper:
Hoder seems to look around again within the hood. "A blindfold? How irritating."
Keeper:
His accent is wrong; like he's suddenly sporting some sort of uppercrust
New York or New England twang.
Lundquist:
(Thinking fast) "Yes, I apologize for the inconvenience, but we feel that
some safeguards are necessary here." (?)
Rogers and Kelly get back to Mr. Red.
Rogers:
"Well he talking yet?"
Lundquist:
(Let's see where this goes...)
Keeper:
"You know," he says, "it's really much better to make the switch when
they're having sex--but I suppose that would have been a bit outre for
you secret agents, wouldn't it?" He laughs lightly.
Rogers:
"Inconvienince, what are you saying?"
Keeper:
Hoder sits up slightly in the chair, settling into a slightly more comfortable
position.
Lundquist:
"Yes, outre. Right."
Keeper:
He laughs again. "Brian Lundquist? Is that your voice, dear? I certainly
hope so. If someone ELSE is mistreating poor Franklin--well, that WOULD
be inconvenient."
Rogers:
"No."
Rogers:
"Next random name please"
Lundquist:
"I'm afraid you're mistaken. I'm Jon Voight."
Keeper:
"No?" Hoder looks up toward the sound of the speakers. Then he laughs
again. "Of course. I loved you in Midnight Cowboy! Clever."
Rogers whispers to Keeper:
someone send for andrea my brain pan needs a clean
Host JTRogers whispers to Keeper:
;-)
Keeper:
"Well," says Hoder. "Shall we get down to business?"
Lundquist:
"And you are...?"
Rogers:
"Mr. Hoder that's an impressive trick with your voice but unless you start
to answer our questions you won't have a voice or any highr brain functions
shortly."
Rogers:
"The solution in your veins is quite effective"
Keeper:
"Yes, of course. Who am I? I am..." He laughs again. "I'm Franky Hoder,
can't you see? But I'm so much MORE than that. At least, for now. We need
to talk, you see. Can I explain?"
Lundquist:
"Sure."
Rogers:
"Certainly but be fast or ..."
Keeper:
"Very good. Let's just say that certain. . . PARTIES, parties of some
prominence, if you will, have taken an interest in this 'Dreaming Man'
business. We would like to work out an. . . Oh, call it an arrangement,
with you."
Rogers:
"We're listening."
Keeper:
"There's no NEED to work at cross-purposes, after all. Your people want
to conduct their little investigation. We can help. And all we want in
return is to share the information. The INTELLIGENCE, I think is what
most of you people call it." He laughs lightly again.
Lundquist:
"Cross purposes."
Lundquist:
"And I should even conceive of helping you out because...?
Keeper:
"Cross purposes, oh, yes, you know the routine. You run around in the
shadows, and we run around in the shadows, and you try to kill some of
our people, and we make live extraordinarly difficult for your people.
. . it's so DRAB. And you should help us because. . . "
Keeper:
"Well, because, as I say, life can be SO much more difficult for you than
it is now."
Keeper:
"And, after all, we can make things SO much more easy for you."
Lundquist:
"Okay, please do so."
Keeper:
"Nothing simpler, dear. But let's be sure of the quid pro quo. Nobody
does anything for free in New York, you know."
Keeper whispers to Rogers:
Rogers, lose a point of SAN, btw.
Rogers whispers to Keeper:
bugger
Keeper:
Hoder continues, "We don't need to go through all this difficulty the
next time. Getting Franklin here into the right state of mind is a great
deal of trouble. Unless you DO want to find a good lay for the boy," he
adds, laughing. "You can meet with one of our people easily enough to
discuss the situation. Say, once a day?"
Lundquist:
"Sorry, you know, you kind of mumbled earlier, and I didn't quite make
out your name..."
Keeper:
"No," he laughs, "I expect you didn't. Never mind that. But if you want,
you can call me Truth."
Lundquist:
"Yeah, okay, Truth. Well, then I guess we have nothing more to discuss?"
Rogers:
"And you can call me the Tooth Fairy."
Rogers:
whisperd to Mr. L "We are not going to get involved in this we have to
report it."
Keeper:
"Don't we? I haven't heard your answer. Your REAL answer, that is, aside
from all the discombobulation that this business seems to bring out in
GOVERNMENT men."
Lundquist:
"Oh, I'm sorry... Did you want to make some kind of a deal or something?"
Keeper:
Hoder sighs. "Please, Brian. Or do you prefer 'Mr. Lundquist'? I have
a great deal of patience when it's necessary, but here you have only to
agree--or disagree. I hope you'll be wise enough to take us seriously."
Keeper:
Kelley whispers tightly, very softly: "If this fruitloop IS channeling
somebody, you think they'd feel it if he got a bullet in the head?"
Rogers:
whispered "I doubt it and who wants to shoot that boy in there, I can
try and knock him out chemically."
Lundquist:
"Patience? Funny you bring that up. Well, since you won't even give me
a straight answer as to who you are, let alone what the terms of this
so-called 'agreement' you propose are, you can understand why I'd be rather
reluctant to take it at all seriously?"
Keeper:
Kelley nods. He looks unhappy.
Rogers:
"Hopefully that would cut the connection."
Lundquist:
"My own patience is running out here."
Lundquist:
To Kelly: "I say we just dump this punk back on the street somewhere.
Whatever's doing the talking here, I doubt it'd much care if we waste
Hoder."
Keeper:
"Oh," says Hoder. "The terms? Sorry, I thought I had made that clear.
We only want to share your information. You can meet with one of our people
once a day and discuss the situation; in return, we'll make things a little
smoother for your operation."
Rogers:
whispered to Kelly "Lets find out what he's chanelling and put a bullet
in its brain."
Lundquist:
"So I'm supposed to share information with you, without having any idea
who you are? How am I supposed to know you're not one of our adversaries?
How do I know I wouldn't be shooting myself in the foot?"
Keeper:
"You don't, silly boy. But you must notice how vulnerable you've become.
I'm offering a chance to protect you from it; if we wanted to EXPLOIT
it, we wouldn't have bothered with this little puppet-show."
Lundquist:
"What kind of deal is this? Where did you learn to do this spy stuff,
from a goddamn matchbook? Junior league psycho stuff, man. Fuckin laughable,
ha ha."
Rogers:
whispered to Mr. L "Shall I call Osbourne and advise him of the situation?"
Keeper:
Hoder sighs. "Games, games. I'm not playing games, Brian. Not now, at
any rate. My OWN employers wouldn't have it."
Lundquist:
"Okay, nevermind then. I think we're doing just fine, thanks. You want
to negotiate for real, you give me a demonstration of good faith. I don't
like being made to jump through hoops just cause you want to have a chat.
Right now you're offering me nothing concrete except a chance to comprimise
our investigation with an unknown actor, so you understand that I'm going
to have to decline."
Keeper:
He sighs. "I wish you would reconsider. As I said, we can make things
less comfortable for you. In fact, we'll nearly have to, if you force
us to work at odds with you."
Lundquist:
"If that's how you feel, then give us a sign of your good faith. You say
you can make things easy; show us something. Or give us a straight answer
about who you are and who you're working for. Or next time, give me a
phone call instead of pulling this 'artisitc junkie' crap."
Lundquist:
"Unless you make me feel a lot better about this whole thing, then I don't
think we can help you."
Keeper:
"Well," says Hoder, "I can't give you answers that are terribly straight;
that's not really my place. But if you want something to tide you over,
that can be arranged..."
Keeper:
"At this moment, the widow of a slain police officer is deep in conversation
with a very skillful trial lawyer to find culpability in the United States
government for the death of her husband outside a voodoo temple of ill
repute in Harfleur. Their initial claim, I believe,
Keeper:
...portrays federal investigators calling local law enforcement with insufficient
warning of what would be involved."
Keeper:
"All of it is nonsense, I'm sure, but they are intent on 'getting to the
bottom of it.' And, after all, there are a couple of ACLU lawyers who
are just ITCHING to get to the bottom of all those voudounistas who died
before and after, and those who have disappeared; not to mention the ones
still held in jail."
Keeper:
"Now, if you want something from me, I can make sure that the lawyers
find something else to distract them for a while."
Lundquist:
"Okay... You do that, and maybe we can reciprocate in some way. Let me
make some calls."
Keeper:
"Of course! I wouldn't expect a bureaucracy to work otherwise." He laughs
again. "I'll have somebody find you tomorrow. If you want to talk, you
can talk to her."
Keeper:
Incidentally, you would both bet money that Hoder's vocal mannerisms have
been those of a woman for the last few minutes, since his voice changed.
Lundquist:
"Let's do this over the phone. I don't want those ACLU people to put a
Breckenridge guy on us and photograph a meeting."
Keeper:
"The phone? Can't they--you know--tap the discussion that way?"
Lundquist:
"Tap phones? I thought the ACLU frowned on that sort of thing."
Keeper:
Hoder shrugs. "Your friends in that Breckenridge company don't seem to
frown on it. But it's your choice, really."
Lundquist:
"Okay, how about email then? PGP is supposed to work well."
Lundquist:
"If all we're exchanging is information then email should be fine, right?"
Keeper:
"Honestly! I just don't like those things. We're to be partners, aren't
we? Surely you don't think we would take advantage of it, when we've left
you alone until now?"
Lundquist:
"Lady, I don't know what to think. You say you'll just 'find' us, and
that's not supposed to alarm me? For somebody who wants to establish a
mutually beneficial relationship, you sure are hitting all the wrong buttons...
Or has that been the idea all along?"
Keeper:
"Do I owe you an apology? Oh, perhaps so. I sometimes forget how sensitive
some people can be to all this. But, after all, if you want to do harm
to our representative, you'll certainly be capable of it. We are trusting
you, aren't we?"
Lundquist:
"Sure, you can trust us. Totally and completely. Okay, okay, I can bend
a little here, to accomodate your needs. Just have your boy teleport into
our car or tunnel up in the basement of the house here or something when
we least expect it and we'll do business."
Lundquist:
"There, now I've given you a little something too."
Keeper:
Hoder laughs. "That's the spirit! But don't worry, it won't be anything
so dramatic. Only a meeting, tomorrow, while you're out and about your
affairs. Easy enough. And I'll make sure that all those legal troubles
just... go away. Fair enough?"
Rogers:
"Just one more sign of good faith. What was Hoder painting on the building
when we noticed him and why?"
Lundquist:
"Yeah. What is that thing, anyway?"
Keeper:
Hoder's voice still seems humorous. "That was the Elder Sign, of course.
I've known magicians who SWEAR by it! Franklin picked it up someplace
or another, and it caused a bit of strain on his mind, the poor boy. Now
he's wearing himself out trying to recreate it. He'll be nothing but a
ghost before he's done, I expect."
Lundquist:
"Did your people really get to him through his dreams? Or was that just
diseased ravings?"
Keeper:
"Franklin's hardly diseased, actually; he's just, oh, BENT a little when
it comes to the Sign. He places himself in useful places, you see, and
we give him rewards that he can appreciate."
Rogers:
"What kind of rwards?"
Keeper:
"Oh, food, for instance, and money. Franklin's never earned much by his
art, you see." He laughs. "The boy just hasn't many talents that he can
sell to the rest of the world."
Lundquist:
"That's too bad. Good of you to find work for him. Downright charitable."
Keeper:
"Indeed." He laughs again. "The United Way has nothing on us. Well. Tomorrow,
then?"
Lundquist:
"Yeah, okay. Will we speak to you, tomorrow, or somebody else?"
Keeper:
"Certainly not ME, dear. But don't worry, she'll have my ear."
Lundquist:
"How will we know her?"
Keeper:
"She'll know you. That will be enough, I think. Her name is Tish."
Lundquist:
"All right, we'll play it like that. See ya, Betty."
Keeper:
"Goodbye," says Hoder's smiling voice.
Keeper:
Then Hoder slumps again in his seat, going almost fully limp. The weight
strains his hands in their bonds. He groans painfully.
Rogers:
"we'd best get him fixed up."
Lundquist:
"Yeah."
Keeper:
Kelley says, "Want me to wrap him up again and drop him off someplace?"
Rogers:
"No lets hang on and ask him some more about the sign if it is 'magic'
like that thing said maybe there's a specific way of painting it."
Rogers:
"could be useful to know"
Keeper:
Kelley shrugs. "Go ahead."
Rogers:
"Mr Hoder? Are you still with us?"
Keeper:
Hoder shifts slightly, trying to shuffle to a more comfortable position.
"Oooh."
Lundquist:
"Maybe we should shoot him up with something, or get him good and drunk
before dumping him. That way, his memory of events tonight will be cloudier,
and people will be less likely to listen to any rantings of his."
Rogers:
"Good I though that idiot Red had left it too long." "I'm sorry for the
inconvienience but we have just a few more questions for you about your
art work."
Rogers:
whispers to Mr. L "Hang on a sec I want to know more about the sign if
possible."
Keeper:
"Oooh, man," mumbles Hoder. "Oh man, lemme go."
Lundquist:
"Sure, ask away... I'm curious, myself."
Rogers:
"This Elder Sign you paint so much, is there any particular way you do
it or can anyone draw it?"
Keeper:
"Man. . . I dunno, man, I just do it, is all."
Rogers:
"What do the pieces of chalk and stone in your bag do?"
Keeper:
"What do they do? Nothin', man, I just draw with it."
Rogers:
"Ever heard of anyone called Truth?"
Keeper:
"Uh. . . No, man. . ." his voice trails off.
Lundquist:
We could always put him on a bus or a train, though...
Lundquist:
"Don't lie to us!"
Rogers:
"Thanks that will be all, your going to be fine Mr. Hoder so don't worry.
You'll be released shortly."
Keeper:
He cringes.
Rogers:
"or perhaps not."
Lundquist:
:-)
Keeper:
He sits in the chair and squirms a little more.
Rogers:
to Mr. L "He knows nothing lets put him on a bus to hicksville."
Lundquist:
So Hoder can't hear: "Yeah, I agree. Give him a good sedative and drop
him off on the next bus out of town."
Rogers:
"Kelly If i sedate him can you get him on a bus?"
Keeper:
"Sure."
Rogers:
"Good, the further away the better."
Rogers:
"I'll go and sedate him then."
Lundquist:
"I imagine that will depend on how long it takes him to wake up from his
little drug-induced nap."
Keeper:
Kelley shrugs. "Won't be a problem either way. I'll put him in the fucking
luggage compartment if I need to."
Lundquist:
"Nothing so conspicuous. He should just be another traveller with a long
trip ahead of him, getting a little sleep to pass the time."
Rogers:
"Right then, we should fill Osbourne in I think."
Lundquist:
"Yeah, I'll call him. He already hates me."
Rogers:
"Thanks."
Keeper:
You dial Osborne's number. There's no answer.
Lundquist:
Well, that's good... I was afraid of getting chewed out.
Rogers:
"Or bad, why wouldn't he answer that line?"
Lundquist:
"I don't know, maybe he's off plotting against us?" I leave him a voicemail
message, if I can.
Keeper:
No voicemail for the DG lines. That's what the email is for.
Lundquist:
I guess I'll send him an email then.
Keeper:
OK. Want to send it for-real?
Rogers:
"Right lets get some rest we've got a big day tomorrow and you were almost
collapsing earlier Mr. L"
Lundquist:
"Recommended courses of action re Club Apocalypse: 1. Large Ryder truck
bomb..."
Lundquist:
Yeah, I'll send him some email...
Keeper:
Kelley says, "Good idea. I'll ditch Hoder and check on Maddux. Then we
can crash for a few hours."
Rogers:
2. Hygenic urban clearance, Agent Orange after step 1.
Keeper:
Heh heh heh.
Rogers:
3 Take off and Nuke the Site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure."
Lundquist:
"Okay, if you need a hand, Kelly, take Danforth. I'm so tired all of a
sudden I feel like I could sleep for four days straight."
Keeper:
(Perfect set-up for the big climactic fight scene with Rogers in the robot-suit
vs. the mysterious Truth: "Get away from her you BITCH!")
Lundquist:
Lundquist groans in his sleep, troubled by terrible nightmares...
Rogers:
"Game over man Game over"