DANFORTH:
what the hell was that buzz?!?!?!?!
KEEPER:
A moment later two other men enter, per Danforth, above: Danforth is young, maybe 24-25.
McCANNON:
Still sitting and puffing away. "And you are?"
ROGERS:
Start to check gun ;-)
DANFORTH:
buzz aldrin.....no wait, connor danforth
ROGERS:
JT Rogers.
KEEPER:
Rogers is about ten years older, a big guy, paranoid looking. You've met him before, from the ghoul case.
DANFORTH:
Danforth extends his hand
ROGERS:
I'd say good to see you again but given our last encounter.
McCANNON:
Stick cigar in my mouth and offer my hand. Still sitting. Looking out window if possible.
McCANNON:
"No shit, Rogers. How the hell you been?"
ROGERS:
Ok still breathing.
McCANNON:
"Have you heard anything else about the dog-men?"
ROGERS:
No comment
DANFORTH:
Danforth drinks beer and tries to fire up the hibachi grill
DANFORTH:
Danforth flips through the yellow pages under "escort services"
McCANNON:
I get up and make my way to the kitchen, trying not to set fire to my trench on the way.
ROGERS:
you've been digging trenches?
DANFORTH:
heehe
DANFORTH:
the prussians are charging!!!!!!!...grab your bayonets, boys!!!!!!
ROGERS:
For King and Country.
McCANNON:
Opening up fridge and cabinets to look for (good) booze. "Anyone know what the devil we're here for?"
ROGERS:
well as long as its not King Charles II
DANFORTH:
yes, but we're not telling
ROGERS:
Indupitably
ROGERS:
finally got to use the sherlock homes line
DANFORTH:
we're here to rob you....now hand the wallet over...nice and slow
McCANNON:
Failing to find anything and gulping from my flask in earnest. "Fucking gov't flunkies."
McCANNON:
Looking to the agents and smiling. "Just kidding..."
DANFORTH:
Danforth puts his gun back
KEEPER:
What's the plan? It's around 3:00 in the afternoon.
DANFORTH:
wait until night
ROGERS:
Then wire the church
ROGERS:
Hold on
KEEPER:
Hmm?
ROGERS:
Lets talk to McCannon and see if he knows anything about Lemonde
DANFORTH:
we'll eat bratwurst until 12:00 or so
ROGERS:
then do the church ;-)
DANFORTH:
oh yeah......
DANFORTH:
hey, joe friday....you know inspector lemonde?
McCANNON:
Sitting down again, "Who?"
KEEPER:
McCannon, you basically know what's in the briefing already. To find out more, you could make some calls to the 116 and see if you could get any "private" comments from other detectives.
KEEPER:
Lemonde is just a police officer, patrol officer, btw, not an inspector.
DANFORTH:
oooops
McCANNON:
Ok. Have I worked with him?
KEEPER:
Probably not--do you work out of a precinct house, or are you in HQ in some capacity?
McCANNON:
I would think I'm out of the HQ now, but I spent about 7 years in one of the Brooklyn precincts.
KEEPER:
OK... no, you've never met Lemonde; never heard of him until this investigation, in fact.
KEEPER:
But that's normal. There are too many precincts in NYC for you to know the community policing cops from each one.
McCANNON:
Rattle off some basic info they already know. Then, "Who's he supposed to be?"
KEEPER:
OK, let's move on: McCannon was asking about Lemonde...
DANFORTH:
let's do the church before we wrap it up
ROGERS:
Please
KEEPER:
OK--any other commentary/questions re. Lemonde before you move out at night?
DANFORTH:
nope
ROGERS:
Just that were taking the usual precautions;-)
DANFORTH:
nobody better be carrying a badge
KEEPER:
McCannon, were you making any calls or anything, or just following these jokers' lead?
McCANNON:
I'm here for the ride. By the way, I left all my police ID and such (including my piece - I'm carrying one I bought personally) back at my office.
DANFORTH:
i think i'll go with basic black tonite, maybe some understated pearls
KEEPER:
Ah, okay.
DANFORTH:
i'm carrying a 9mm automatic
KEEPER:
All right, late that night you move out. Traffic is never quite dead on the streets, but that's not a bad thing: you won't be in the only car on the road.
ROGERS:
.45 auto with special bullets and one magazine of normal bullet just in case.
McCANNON:
I'll drive.
KEEPER:
Harfleur is even more grim at night. Many streetlamps are out. Some commercial signs are on, and some are not. There are only a couple of storefronts open.
DANFORTH:
we're taking my car...all the surveillence eqpt is in it
KEEPER:
You pass a police cruiser a block from the church.
McCANNON:
Anyone I know?
ROGERS:
We always seem to do that can we get its number?
DANFORTH:
we'll parka block or so from the church
KEEPER:
You get the police car's number, no problem.
KEEPER:
Are you carrying a police scanner?
DANFORTH:
of course
KEEPER:
No chatter on it--apparently they took no note of you.
DANFORTH:
as we approach the church, i'll be looking for signs of a security system
KEEPER:
You park. You see nobody out and about.
McCANNON:
Eye the scanner suspiciously.
McCANNON:
"What are we here for?'
KEEPER:
How are you carrying your equipment, Danforth?
DANFORTH:
in a normal-looking backpack
KEEPER:
OK. McCannon asks what you're here for.
DANFORTH:
to wire this place
ROGERS:
Do we have the churchs phone number?
McCANNON:
"Why?" Then, almost sarcastically, "If I may be so bold?"
KEEPER:
Church phone number, sure.
ROGERS:
Shall we dial it and see if we get an answer?
McCANNON:
Jots down the church name and address and sketches a quick map to the place.
DANFORTH:
the plan is to wire it for sound, then go in tomorrow and flash badges and make vague accusations like "we're on to you"....then listen to them incriminate themselves after we leave
ROGERS:
Well maybe not tomorrow.
McCANNON:
"Oh."
DANFORTH:
try to keep up........what are you highway patrol or something? ;)
DANFORTH:
(just kiddin)
KEEPER:
Are you all three hiking down the block to the church?
DANFORTH:
yes
ROGERS:
Whats the activity level like on the street?
McCANNON:
"Do you guys want me to skirt the perimeter and post watch?"
KEEPER:
Activity is nil.
ROGERS:
Fine can't have a cop break the rules.
ROGERS:
I say again should we phone the church to see if anyone answers?
DANFORTH:
well i ahve to go in to wire it but if you guys wanna keep watch outside, it's cool
KEEPER:
Yeah... send the NSA geek in alone...
KEEPER: Host DG_Keeper cackles evilly.
McCANNON:
"Take a hike, Danforth." Turning to Rogers, "Want me to make the call?"
ROGERS:
I may back him up.
ROGERS:
If he wants me to?
McCANNON:
(Ain't that always the way?)
ROGERS:
you call if you want McCannon.
DANFORTH:
you guys may as well come in with me....it'll look more suspicious to have people hanging around outside
McCANNON:
Taking Roger's phone (with his permission), I ask for and dial the number.
LUNDQUIST:
We're going to make it look like simple burglary?
KEEPER:
You walk up to the church grounds without seeing anyone around. Most windows of the overlooking apartment buildings are dark.
DANFORTH:
it won't look like anything...nobody will know we've been here
LUNDQUIST:
Good enough then.
ROGERS:
Shall we proceed rather than shoot the breeze?
DANFORTH:
let's just pick the most convienient window and get to work
LUNDQUIST:
I sure don't want to loiter out here in the street...
KEEPER:
One streetlamp stands over a corner of the church property, illuminating part of hte yard while leaving the bulk of the property in darkness.
KEEPER:
The gates are closed and locked. The fence is about six feet high, cast iron and tipped with spikes.
DANFORTH:
i'll check the window for security
McCANNON:
Anything result with the call?
KEEPER:
Window?
DANFORTH:
oops....hop the fence
KEEPER:
Ah.. You call the church's number: a machine answers. "You have called the Southside AME Church. Please leave a message and we will be glad to speak with you."
DANFORTH:
...ask em if they wanna buy a candy bar
McCANNON:
Hang up before the tone.
McCANNON:
Get out and join the others in hopping the fence.
KEEPER:
Danforth, you surprise yourself by scaling the barbed fence quite nimbly.
ROGERS:
Can I check if the gate is locked?
KEEPER:
Same with Lundquist, in fact. Joe and Rogers--the ones who've been trained for action--are a bit clumsier.
DANFORTH:
....all those years of training in the orient finally paid off..........now to find a point of entry
KEEPER:
The gate is locked, Rogers.
ROGERS:
Well climb over then. Never hurts to check the obvious
KEEPER:
There is a door on each wall of the church: main double doors atop the stairs in front, and smaller side doors in the yards.
DANFORTH:
i'm looking for a security system
DANFORTH:
i'll check the smaller doors to the side
ROGERS:
I'm looking for anyone approaching
ROGERS:
Trying to hide behind gravestones trees etc
KEEPER:
There are windows as well. You see no signs of a security system: no tape on the windows, no stickers except the obligatory "Neighborhood Watch" sticker with the old-fashioned anarchist-criminal silhouette.
DANFORTH:
cool....how are the locks?
KEEPER:
The side doors are locked. There are no graves here, though there are a couple of trees.
McCANNON:
Can't we tap the phones from the outside of the building? It's usually done at the phone company's outlet on the side wall or roof.
KEEPER:
The locks look solid enough, and not very old. A few years old perhaps.
DANFORTH:
we're wiring the whole place mccannon....not just phone taps
DANFORTH:
anyone have lockpick?
ROGERS:
Yep
McCANNON:
"We should make it look like a breakin. That way, the spooks we're trying to spook will be put off by it. They might react more favorably that way."
ROGERS:
Plus the tools.
McCANNON:
Kicks in a side door.
DANFORTH:
let jt pick the lock
ROGERS:
Or try to
DANFORTH:
we don't want anyone to know we've been here
KEEPER:
You give a door a solid kick, McCannon, but it does not quite bust in--then Danforth interrupts.
ROGERS:
"You two calm down now!"
DANFORTH:
look, chuck norris........this is a STEALTH operation
Rogers tries to pick the lock
McCANNON:
"Why? I don-" Then, snapping to mock attention, "Sir! Yes, Sir!"
DANFORTH:
fuckin cops.......
McCANNON:
What is Lundquist doing all this time?
McCANNON:
"Tou-fucking-che..."
KEEPER:
Lundquist, you notice something strange... there is a window on ground level (basement window) at the corner lit by the streetlamp. It catches your eye: it looks as though it has been painted over. But a yellow light gleams between cracks in the paint.
DANFORTH:
if they know we've been here, they'll be lookin for bugs
LUNDQUIST:
"Hey, guys, look at that window! Down low!"
DANFORTH:
how you doing on that lock, jt?
Danforth:,
Danforth drops
ROGERS:
JTRogers is down low anyway picking the lock
KEEPER:
Rogers, you get the lock open. *click*
DANFORTH:
Danforth quickly moves inside...keeping low
McCANNON:
Drops to the floor and braces against the outside wall of the building.
ROGERS:
Go in carefully checking for alarms
KEEPER:
The door swings inward with a soft creak to allow Danforth in.
McCANNON:
Can I see the window? "What, Lunquist? What did you see?"
LUNDQUIST:
"Guys, there may be somebody in here! I saw a light on in the basement!"
McCANNON:
Crawl in and glance around quickly. Take up a defensive position in a corner.
DANFORTH:
Danforth chambers a round
KEEPER:
McCannon, you see a basement window that has been painted over, on the corner of the building lit up by the streetlight. It looks like a light is on inside, barely visible between cracks in the paint.
KEEPER:
Inside, all is dark and quiet.
McCANNON:
Pulls his gun and starts looking for the basement door, or kitchen.
DANFORTH:
i'm looking for the offices
ROGERS:
Rogers whispers "What is going on Lundquiest"
KEEPER:
You are in a hall that runs the length of the building. Across from the door you see another door that opens into the sanctuary. You can see other doors along the hall.
DANFORTH:
i'll check all the doors until i find the office
ROGERS:
I'll back him up very carefully
KEEPER:
Danforth, you try the doors: a choir room, a storage closet; at the back end of the church you find a locked door labelled "Office."
DANFORTH:
open it slowly
KEEPER:
McCannon, you find stairs at the other end of the building, near the front. They lead down.
ROGERS:
Its locked I'll try and pick it
McCANNON:
Still looking for the basement door, moving quietly through the house now.
DANFORTH:
jt, can you pick this?
KEEPER:
Your fingers are on fire tonight, Rogers. You get the lock open.
LUNDQUIST:
I make sure the front door is closed once we're all inside, taking a quick last look around outside as I do.
McCANNON:
Is the door locked? If not, I carefully open it, trying not to let it squeek.
KEEPER:
You don't see anything outside, Lundquist.
DANFORTH:
i wanna get the office wired up as quickly as possible
KEEPER:
No door, McCannon: the stairs open into the hall.
ROGERS:
Rogers checking any records quickly
KEEPER:
Lundquist and Danforth go to work in the office. Rogers, are you looking for anything in particular in the records?
ROGERS:
Anything to do with Church funding, excessive ammounts of money.
KEEPER:
There are a lot of papers and files; mostly financial transactions and correspondence.
DANFORTH:
Danforth places mics in careful locations, installs a camera.......
ROGERS:
Any letters / diaries
LUNDQUIST:
Is there any light coming from downstairs, McCannon?
McCANNON:
Begin stepping down into the darkness. Hold my gun at the ready and move slowly enough so that my eyes adjust ASAP.
KEEPER:
Nothing stands out to you, Rogers. Then again, it's not really your forte.
LUNDQUIST:
I'd better go with McCannon, if you don't need me here, Danforth.
McCANNON:
Is Lundquist near me now?
ROGERS:
Put it all back as I found it.
LUNDQUIST:
Yeah, I got your back.
KEEPER:
McCannon, you see no lights. Sure, Lundquist is behind McCannon. You two are at the other end of the church from the office and Danforth/Rogers.
ROGERS:
Anywhere in the office for a safe? Can I see anything hidden?
DANFORTH:
i wanna find the restrooms next
LUNDQUIST:
"Remeber, McCannon, we don't want them to know we've been here! Avoid contact!"
KEEPER:
You don't find a safe, Rogers.
LUNDQUIST:
"If you see anyone, we'll back off quietly!"
McCANNON:
At the bottom of the stairs, begin skirting the wall, holding my gun at the center of the room.
DANFORTH:
...i'll leave rogers to investigate the office and continue wiring the buliding.......both restrooms, any conference rooms
KEEPER:
McCannon and Lundquist move quietly down the stairs. The stairs open to a basement hallway. That stretches along, probably underneath the hallway you were in aboveground.
ROGERS:
If theres a desk check it.
McCANNON:
Any doors, alcoves, etc.?
KEEPER:
Off the hall there are two doors that open to a large room, probably a rec room.
LUNDQUIST:
Any lights visible down here? Like under doors, that sort of thing?
KEEPER:
Past that you find bathrooms and a water fountain, then a closet.
DANFORTH:
after finishing the upstairs...i'll move into the basement
KEEPER:
Lundquist sees two other doors in the rec room.
ROGERS:
I'd better back up Danforth after checking the desk
McCANNON:
Lights, Keeper?
KEEPER:
You don't see any lights. Speaking of which, do you both have flashlights out?
McCANNON:
No. If Lundquist had one, I urged him not to use it.
LUNDQUIST:
No flashlight.
LUNDQUIST:
(No way!)
KEEPER:
With no flashlights in the basement you see zip.
KEEPER:
Pitch black.
McCANNON:
Skirting the wall, trying to orient myself so that I can locate the room that the light we saw would have been coming from.
LUNDQUIST:
Then we're not leaving the stairs.
DANFORTH:
don't we have very small lights?
KEEPER:
In that case, McCannon, you move by feel through a doorway. You estimate that the light must have been from a room beneath the staircase.
McCANNON:
I am. I expect to use the the wall to navigate. I'll make sure my zippo is at the ready in my trench pocket.
KEEPER:
Moving into the room, you'd guess the source of it would be to your right.
McCANNON:
I head to the right, always holding my gun out and slightly up (for a quick response shot, if necessary).
DANFORTH:
be careful...we don't want to shoot anyone here
KEEPER:
Lundquist, you hear a wooden scraping sound as McCannon's foot kicks a half-height standing shelf.
LUNDQUIST:
I cringe.
KEEPER:
Around that, McCannon, your hand touches the wood of another door.
LUNDQUIST:
I listen carefully. Can I hear anything else?
McCANNON:
Open the door and slip through.
KEEPER:
Lundquist hears nothing. McCannon, the door begins to creak, loud, as you push it.
KEEPER:
Lundquist hears that, I suppose. ;-)
LUNDQUIST:
Can I check my listen skill off then? :-)
KEEPER:
No. :-)
McCANNON:
I pull up against the wall and wait a moment.
DANFORTH:
am i in the basement yet?
KEEPER:
You're still wiring things upstairs, Danforth.
LUNDQUIST:
Listening even more intently than before.
KEEPER:
McCannon, you hear some kind of shuffling beyond the barely cracked open door.
LUNDQUIST:
I begin backing up the stairs. "Psst!" I hiss.
KEEPER:
It's remote. Like in a room beyond that room, not right near you.
McCANNON:
Kick the door open suddenly and pull back, waiting for a response.
KEEPER:
thump-CREEEAK!
DANFORTH:
easy there, Sipowicz
McCANNON:
Does it sound human?
LUNDQUIST:
"McCannon!" I hiss, loud as I dare.
KEEPER:
The door thumps against the wall. Inside you see light beneath another door.
KEEPER:
You're now looking into a small room, probably an office of some sort, mostly used for storage now.
McCANNON:
Slips around the door bracket and into the next room, watching the lit portal.
McCANNON:
Then approaches it very carefully, and from an opposite angle than direct from the previous door.
LUNDQUIST:
"McCannon, get back here! This is a stealth operation! We're avioiding contact!"
KEEPER:
McCannon, you hear the shuffling louder now, and some light metallic banging sound.
McCANNON:
Can I look under the door or through a keyhole?
KEEPER:
No keyhole. The door is too low to the carpeted floor for you to see beneath it.
McCANNON:
Pull back to a position to where Lundquist is.
KEEPER:
The lit door rattles in place very slightly for an instant.
McCANNON:
Stop. Completely.
LUNDQUIST:
Can I see that door from where I am?
KEEPER:
It is still again.
LUNDQUIST:
If not, I move so I can do so.
McCANNON:
Turn to the door and watch. Look around for something blunt and heavy.
KEEPER:
Lundquist, you need to move around the corner to see the lit door.
McCANNON:
Crowbar? Two-by-four?
KEEPER:
Into the rec room, I mean.
Lundquist:
I'm slowly drawing my piece. Keeping a close eye on McCannon & the doorway.
McCANNON:
Can I hear Lundquist moving around?
KEEPER:
Danforth and Rogers, you're wrapping up your wiring upstairs. No word from the other two yet.
DANFORTH:
let's head down
ROGERS:
OK
KEEPER:
McCannon, you see no 2x4 or crowbar around.
LUNDQUIST:
I move around said corner.
McCANNON:
For that matter, can I hear the others wandering around above me?
KEEPER:
Lundquist moves into hte room with McCannon. Both have pistols out. You can see the lit door, inside the office.
KEEPER:
Yeah, you both hear soft footsteps from the stairs above.
LUNDQUIST:
I'm staying well back. I move only until I have line of sight to the door, and then I halt.
KEEPER:
Done. You're both staring at the still door.
DANFORTH:
are we there yet?
LUNDQUIST:
I'm going to slip my weapon into a coat pocket but keep my hand on it.
McCANNON:
Whisper to Lundquist, "You realize that this op is fucked, don't you?"
KEEPER:
Danforth and Rogers come down the stairs. It is much darker here, but you can barely make out hte outlines of Lundquist and McCannon in a room off the hall.
ROGERS:
I am drawing my gun.
McCANNON:
"Whoever is behind that door knows we're here already."
DANFORTH:
i suppose you wanna go chargin in there.....rambo-style?
McCANNON:
Listening to everything. Tell me when I hear the others coming.
ROGERS:
"Psst. what the f**s going on"
LUNDQUIST:
Whisper back, "They haven't seen us. And they're not going to. If the others are done, we're leaving, now."
KEEPER:
You hear them, McCannon--they just walked up to you and Lundquist.
McCANNON:
"We have to subdue the suspect, so that the op can continue."
DANFORTH:
i wanna mic that door
LUNDQUIST:
"You finished, Danforth?"
McCANNON:
"Lundquist?"
ROGERS:
"McCannon move back out now"
DANFORTH:
subdue this, tough guy
LUNDQUIST:
"Okay, mic it, but be quick... Then we're outta here."
KEEPER:
I'm assuming this is all whisper-whisper-whisper.
DANFORTH:
i also want to place a camera facing that door
ROGERS:
"do I look stuppid enough to be breaking into a church?"
KEEPER:
Are you moving in to do that, Danforth?
LUNDQUIST:
"Actually..."
DANFORTH:
yes
ROGERS:
"Oh"
McCANNON:
"You heard them upstairs, right." Turning to him, "So did whatever's beyond that door."
ROGERS:
"Lets vote I say send McCannon in and see what happens;-)"
McCANNON:
"For once, a good idea, Danforth. But we should conceal it." Any convenient woodchip piles about?
DANFORTH:
whatever's behind that door will be obvious on tape ....we can analyze the sound remotley
McCANNON:
Rolls his eyes. "Always the diplomatic general..."
DANFORTH:
we don't need to open the door
KEEPER:
Danforth creeps into the office and starts setting up his gear. McCannon, it looks like he's had only rudimentary training at planting and concealing the stuff.
ROGERS:
I'm getting into position next to Lundquest to cover the door
McCANNON:
Can I do any better?
ROGERS:
I'm now getting ready to run
KEEPER:
Maybe, maybe not. You're no black-bag specialist, but you've had a little practice at least.
KEEPER:
Danforth, you hear a soft grunting sound from beyond the lit door.
McCANNON:
Put my gun away and move over to help him.
McCANNON:
I want to make sure that the camera is as well-hidden as possible.
DANFORTH:
grunting?
KEEPER:
Grunting.
DANFORTH:
can i use a mic to listen better at the door....electronic ear
McCANNON:
"How much stuff do you have under that coat, Danforth? Damn!"
KEEPER:
McCannon, you find the place to be pretty poor for concealing things a camera. Most of the things stored are books and boxes.
KEEPER:
Dan's carrying a backpack full of electronics.
KEEPER:
Danforth, you have a microphone you could use, sure.
McCANNON:
Then I take out several of the items from a box, toss them somewhere inconscpicuous, and place the camera inside, punching a hole in it's side for the lens.
DANFORTH:
can i get a camera on the door?
KEEPER:
Run a wire to an earplug and put the mic up to the door, easy enough.
DANFORTH:
what do i hear?
McCANNON:
Oops. Replace "coat" with "backpack".
KEEPER:
Danforth, you hear a man straining and cursing softly in a language you don't recognize.
DANFORTH:
someone's in there fellas
DANFORTH:
whaddaya think?
ROGERS:
"You two head on in we'll back you up"
LUNDQUIST:
"Let's bug this room and split!"
KEEPER:
McCannon, you install the camera behind a fresh little hole in a box.
DANFORTH:
...sounds like he's tied up or something in there
McCANNON:
Move to the door and motion-ask Danforth, "You want to go in, or should I?"
DANFORTH:
be my guest........(drawing gun)
McCANNON:
I make to open the door for Danforth, so he can burst in.
ROGERS:
"is this place bugged totally now?"
DANFORTH:
yes
ROGERS:
Right no upstairs we've missed?
KEEPER:
You're opening the door, McCannon?
DANFORTH:
nope
McCANNON:
O.K. Never mind, I brace to burst in as he (hopefully) makes to open the door.
DANFORTH:
i push the door open
McCANNON:
No. Danforth is. I'm the sacrificial lamb.
KEEPER:
The light is bright after the darkness of the office, but you've been staring at the light beneath the door enough that it does not dazzle you.
McCANNON:
I burst in and look around, gun at the ready.
McCANNON:
Where is the groaning coming from?
KEEPER:
McCannon jumps in. You see a lone man inside. It looks like he is trying like hell to squeeze through the narrow to get out, and having no luck.
DANFORTH:
i'll gerab him, pull him down and put a gun to his head
McCANNON:
Did I ever find anything blunt? Is there anything here?
KEEPER:
He's not really groaning, but cursing and straining and not quite getting his shoulders through. As you jump in with gun drawn he lets out a yell and falls back inside.
McCANNON:
I start looking for duct tape.
KEEPER:
Danforth puts a gun to the man's head. The man is young, maybe 20-21 years old, tall and gangly, black, with short hair.
KEEPER:
There was a stout PVC tube in the closet area, McCannon.
McCANNON:
I holster my gun and grab that.
KEEPER:
He stares at Danforth's gun. "Noo! Don't shoot!" McCannon, you recognize a Creole accent.
McCANNON:
Standing ominously over the man with the tube. "What's your name, boy?"
KEEPER:
His gaze does not leave Danforth's pistol. "Bato... Bertrand!"
McCANNON:
Did I find any duct tape?
KEEPER:
Yep, also in the closet.
McCANNON:
Or did I notice any in Danforth's backpack?
KEEPER:
Probably there too.
LUNDQUIST:
I carry a roll of duct tape on stuff like this.
DANFORTH:
i would have electrical tape
ROGERS:
I head in and suggest we just tie him up and take him with us
McCANNON:
Taking a long strip, and placing it over his mouth. "Well, Bertrand, we're going for a little trip. Be nice, and my friend here won't pop you."
McCANNON:
Then begin taping together his arms behind him.
DANFORTH:
let's get him back to the safehouse
McCANNON:
Drag him up and bring him with us. Head back upstairs, taking a moment to give a cursory glance at the room before turning off the light.
LUNDQUIST:
"Okay. I'll get the car."
KEEPER:
He does not struggle, though he asks questions until you get his mouth taped.
McCANNON:
Is anything important there?
DANFORTH:
while lund's getting the car i wanna clean up any mess we've made
McCANNON:
What does he ask?
KEEPER:
It looks like another closet, but this is outfitted with a cot, sheets and blankets, a stack of clothes, and an old Bible.
McCANNON:
Grab the Bible.
KEEPER:
He asks the usual: "Who are you? What did I do? Why are you doing this??"
LUNDQUIST:
"We're the police. You're under arrest for mopery."
McCANNON:
"Mopery?"
DANFORTH:
...don't say police, dumb ass
DANFORTH:
and what's mopery?
LUNDQUIST:
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say..." blah blah
McCANNON:
Turn off the light and leave.
DANFORTH:
let's get him out of here
McCANNON:
With the boy in tow.
KEEPER:
(Old 1920's charge now obsolete. Basically it meant you were hanging around being shiftless and up to no good. Kind of like softcore loitering; in real terms it meant the cops wanted to arrest you because they didn't like the look of you.)
McCANNON:
When I get to the front door, I put my trechcoat over the boy, to conceal his bindings.
KEEPER:
He still looks baffled, and no less frightened.
LUNDQUIST:
(Not that he's likely to know the law's no longer on the books)
KEEPER:
Lundquist, you were going up for the car?
LUNDQUIST:
Yes. I'll hurry ahead to pull it around.
KEEPER:
As you're jogging down the road, you see that police cruiser turn the corner toward you.
LUNDQUIST:
I act super-innocent.
McCANNON:
Am I outside yet?
KEEPER:
McCannon, you and Danforth and Rogers have dragged Bertrand up to the door.
McCANNON:
Duck back inside and close the door quickly.
KEEPER:
Lundquist, the police car slows as it drives nearby. You see the cops look out and give you a good stare.
McCANNON:
Look out a front window stealthily.
LUNDQUIST:
I ignore them. Keep going.
KEEPER:
Then they drive past. You hear the car speed up again after it passes you.
LUNDQUIST:
I get the license plate.
LUNDQUIST:
(why, I don't know...)
KEEPER:
Got it.
DANFORTH:
let's get out of here
McCANNON:
Wait a moment, then quickly hustle to the car and follow the original plan.
LUNDQUIST:
I pull the car around to the side of the church.
KEEPER:
The car has been undisturbed. You drive back to the church. The gate is still locked. The fence is still high and sharp.
DANFORTH:
i forgot about the fence
LUNDQUIST:
Danforth can unlock the gate. Right?
DANFORTH:
no...rogers can tho
KEEPER:
Rogers has had some luck picking locks tonight, if that's what you mean.
LUNDQUIST:
Yeah, Rogers.
McCANNON:
Wait near shrubbery, ready to duck.
KEEPER:
He jogs out to try it... a couple of minutes pass VERY slowly. He looks frustrated.
DANFORTH:
uhh ohhh
McCANNON:
"Shit."
KEEPER:
He looks up, glances toward Lundquist in the car and shrugs, then goes to work on the lock again.
McCANNON:
Looking to Bertrand, jokingly. "You wouldn't have a key, would you?"
DANFORTH:
lundquist....wanna drive the car throught the gate?...we can't risk a gunshot
KEEPER:
Bertrand looks at you with wide eyes. He grunts something beneath the tape.
KEEPER:
Are you communicating with him? Phone?
McCANNON:
"NO! Stealth, remember?" Put my hand to his throat and pull the tape off.
KEEPER:
Bertrand winces. "What are you doing? Police don't do this! You're no police!"
DANFORTH:
yes
McCANNON:
Danforth is near me, isn't he?
McCANNON:
Put the tape back.
KEEPER:
Danforth, McCannon, and Bertrand are all near the doorway I think.
DANFORTH:
you're right bertrand, which means we can shoot you
McCANNON:
"Jamba-boy ain't gonna do us much good."
KEEPER:
"You--mmmph-mmm..."
McCANNON:
No. We're out by shrubbery at the gate.
KEEPER:
Ah.
DANFORTH:
we can't let him go ..........
McCANNON:
Smile at Bertrand, then glance nervously at Danforth.
KEEPER:
You hear a man's voice from an apartment across the street.
KEEPER:
"Hey! "
DANFORTH:
lund....break the gate
KEEPER:
"You at the church! Hey!"
McCANNON:
Duck. Hope he can't see us. Pull Danforth down, too.
DANFORTH:
this thing is already fucked
McCANNON:
"Shut up."
McCANNON:
Where is Lindquist?
KEEPER:
In the car watching, and...?
DANFORTH:
you don't understand....if they know we've been here, all the wires are useless
LUNDQUIST:
Talking himself out of driving off.
DANFORTH:
is the guy in the window still yelling?
McCANNON:
"I do understand." Watch the guy to see what he does, then get up.
KEEPER:
Yes. He yells again: "You there! Get up from there! You breaking into the church?"
DANFORTH:
we're screwed.............
Lundquist:
They gotta get out of there... I dial Danforth's cell phone.
KEEPER:
(If it helps, Rogers is muscular and strong as hell--if you feel like trying to toss Bertrand over or something)
DANFORTH:
the only source of info is buckwheat here.....and we need to get him out of here
DANFORTH:
the bugs are worthless now
McCANNON:
"Sir! Help! Call the police! My dog is trapped in the basement of the church!"
DANFORTH:
let's try it
DANFORTH:
good save
McCANNON:
"No. Wait for him to go use the phone."
KEEPER:
"What? Your what?"
McCANNON:
Trying to make it look like I'm the only one at the gate, other than Rogers.
McCANNON:
"My dog. He's jumped into the basement window and I can't get in. Call the police."
LUNDQUIST:
Is there a back gate? Anything like that?
KEEPER:
"Dog? Dog?" The man mutters and withdraws back into his window, out of sight.
McCANNON:
"Quick! Get Bertrand over the fence."
McCANNON:
Help push him over,
KEEPER:
There's an alley with a back gate into the church driveway.
DANFORTH:
me too
McCANNON:
Stay where I am for now.
DANFORTH:
can we get betrand over the fence?
DANFORTH:
i'm jumpin the fence where i am
KEEPER:
McCannon and Danforth haul Bertrand clumsily up overhead. They shove him over to Rogers. Bertrand catches a sleeve on the spikes. It tears as Rogers pulls him down.
McCANNON:
Take any of the material that's left behind.
McCANNON:
Is the man back at the window yet?
DANFORTH:
let's boogie.....we have probably 2 min before the cops get ehre
KEEPER:
Not yet.
McCANNON:
"Go! Get him in the car!"
DANFORTH:
I'm throwing bertrand in the car
McCANNON:
Leap over the fence myself and dive into the passenger seat.
KEEPER:
You shove him into the car and all pile in.
KEEPER:
You see the man from the window coming out the door of his building, carrying a baseball bat.
McCANNON:
"Go! Go! Go!"
McCANNON:
"Punch it!" Hold Bertrand down in the back.
KEEPER:
Bertrand says, "Mmmmph!"
KEEPER:
You drive fast out of the area.
DANFORTH:
we gotta get to the safehouse
KEEPER:
On the police scanner you hear the dispatcher report a phone-in of a possible burglarly at the Southside AME church. A patrol unit responds.
McCANNON:
"Agreed."
DANFORTH:
fuck
DANFORTH:
drive cool....and take the long way
KEEPER:
About five minutes later you hear the patrol unit reporting no sign of a break in. "Witness says they drove off in a recent-model blue or grey Chevrolet."
McCANNON:
"Shit. Lundquist, take the BLAH turnpike." My intention is to divert us away from their most likely route here.
KEEPER:
The dispatcher copies the information. It all sounds routine.
McCANNON:
Is that what we've got?
KEEPER:
Lundquist is driving a 1996 Chevy Impala, yeah.
McCANNON:
Then we might want to hide it for a while. Does the safehouse have internal parking?
DANFORTH:
let's get to the safehouse....they didn't get our plates
DANFORTH:
there's alot of blue chevys
KEEPER:
You drive cool after getting out of Harfleur, and you take a roundabout route.
LUNDQUIST:
I do the usual tricks to look for/shake tails... Lane changes, that sort of thing.
KEEPER:
Queens and Brooklyn are huge--there are plenty of roundabout routes, on and off of the BQE.
KEEPER:
(Brooklyn-Queens Expressway.)
DANFORTH:
do we got the safehouse ok?
KEEPER:
Later... you reach the safehouse.
Lundquist:
I'm going to call Osborne & report in... Let him know what has happened. Tell him about Betrand. Begin a background check.
KEEPER:
On the scanner the police discuss the incident once or twice more, indicating no sign of the chevrolet, and dumping the incident in the "If something screwy happens tonight with a blue Chevy..." category.
McCANNON:
Are we going to continue today?
KEEPER:
You hustle Bertrand inside. Lundquist makes a call.
McCANNON:
Park the car inside the garage, if there is one?
LUNDQUIST:
Our guest will be blindfolded until he get him into the house, into a windowless room.
DANFORTH:
maybe we'll be ok with the bugs........if bertrand lives there, the pastor will assume it was him when he hears about this....and if can't find him to check the story, we're good
McCANNON:
"See? What did I tell you?"
LUNDQUIST:
Plus, when we show up to question them, we can ask about the "funny goings on" last night.
DANFORTH:
what DID you tell me?
DANFORTH:
good point
McCANNON:
Sit down and take long swigs of bourbon. Light up again.
KEEPER:
You get Bertrand inside and dump him into said windowless room. Everyone slowly starts to relax a little.
DANFORTH:
Danforth drinks a couple of hundred beers
McCANNON:
"So, when do the fireworks start?"
KEEPER:
Meanwhile, Bertrand waits for his fate.
DANFORTH:
Tomorrow we go to the church and get obnoxious.