Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1998 14:34:00 -0800 From: "Mark McFadden@warnerbros.com" Reply-To: Delta Green List To: firstname.lastname@example.org Subject: DG: S**t! It's the Bishof! [Black.] [Extreme close-ups of a series of video images. The Rodney King riots. Reginald Denny being pulled from his truck.] NARRATOR In a city under siege. [Waco footage. Oklahoma City scenes.] NARRATOR In a country under fire. [Gulf War footage. Various terrorist bombings. Riots, burning flags, etc.] NARRATOR In a world gone mad. [MUSIC: opening riffs of "Bad to the Bone"] [Extreme close-up of cigar butt hitting ground, then ground under jack-booted heel] [Extreme close-up of match being struck across stubbled jawline. Camera follows match to end of new cigar being puffed alight] [Pull back to full shot of backlit AXL GOTTERDAMMERUNG in urban camo, armed with shotgun] NARRATOR One man _... [Close-up of tanned, oiled, muscular, shaved, vein-laden forearm as it rhythmically pumps the shotgun] NARRATOR _... has had enough. [MUSIC stops] [Extreme foreshortened view, gaping muzzle of shotgun in FG, smiling AXL aiming down barrel in BG] AXL Wie geht's? [BOOOOM!] [MUSIC: White Zombie metal riff] [Series of big fiery explosions, quick cuts of various people flying through air ahead of explosions, several vehicles redlining, tires squealing, sparks cascading from cars trying to force each other off of roads, flaming motorcycles and riders vaulting over obstacles and crashing into water, AXL running toward camera followed by humongus billowing ball of flame that just misses consuming him as he dives off of ship, muscle car crashing through wall into middle of crack house] NARRATOR Arnold Shwarzenegger IS Axl Gotterdammerung. CUT TO: [Overhead POV, AXL is being propelled toward the camera by an enormous fiery explosion.] AXL Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!! NARRATOR And Axl Gotterdammerung is__THE BISHOF. CUT TO: [AXL running toward camera followed by humongus billowing ball of flame that just misses consuming him as he dives out of tunnel] AXL Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!! CUT TO: [AXL running toward camera followed by humongus billowing ball of flame that just misses consuming him as he dives through plate-glass window] AXL Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!! CUT TO: [Karotechia HQ. Dr. Bitterich is handing costumes to hand-picked Ritter and Bishof] BITTERICH You vill infiltrate the objective under the cover of the costume party. Invitations haf been forged, you vill be costumed as classical composers. REINHARD GALT I'll be Wagner HANS I'll be Beethoven FRANZ I'll be Brahms AXL I'll be Bach. CUT TO: [AXL during lull. Sweaty, stained, bruised and bloodied.] AXL I'm getting too old for this sh.. [BOOOM!] [MUSIC stops] CUT TO: [Extreme foreshortened view, gaping muzzle of shotgun in FG, smiling AXL aiming down barrel in BG] AXL Auf wiedersehen, baby. [BOOOOM!] CUT TO BLACK: NARRATOR Coming this Christmas to a theater near you.