Sh*t! It’s The Bishof!

Date: Thu, 17 Dec 1998 14:34:00 -0800
From: "Mark McFadden@warnerbros.com"
Reply-To: Delta Green List
To: deltagreen@nocturne.org
Subject: DG: S**t! It's the Bishof!

     [Black.]
     [Extreme close-ups of a series of video images. The Rodney King riots.
     Reginald Denny being pulled from his truck.] 

        NARRATOR

     In a city under siege.

     [Waco footage. Oklahoma City scenes.] 

        NARRATOR

     In a country under fire.

     [Gulf War footage. Various terrorist bombings. Riots, burning flags,
     etc.]

        NARRATOR

     In a world gone mad.

     [MUSIC: opening riffs of "Bad to the Bone"]
     [Extreme close-up of cigar butt hitting ground, then ground under
     jack-booted heel]
     [Extreme close-up of match being struck across stubbled jawline.
     Camera follows match to end of new cigar being puffed alight]
     [Pull back to full shot of backlit AXL GOTTERDAMMERUNG in urban camo,
     armed with shotgun]

        NARRATOR

     One man _...

     [Close-up of tanned, oiled, muscular, shaved, vein-laden forearm as it
     rhythmically pumps the shotgun]

        NARRATOR

     _... has had enough.

     [MUSIC stops]
     [Extreme foreshortened view, gaping muzzle of shotgun in FG, smiling
     AXL aiming down barrel in BG]

        AXL

     Wie geht's?

     [BOOOOM!]
     [MUSIC: White Zombie metal riff]
     [Series of big fiery explosions, quick cuts of various people flying
     through air ahead of explosions, several vehicles redlining, tires
     squealing, sparks cascading from cars trying to force each other off
     of roads, flaming motorcycles and riders vaulting over obstacles and
     crashing into water, AXL running toward camera followed by humongus
     billowing ball of flame that just misses consuming him as he dives off
     of  ship, muscle car crashing through wall into middle of crack house]

        NARRATOR

     Arnold Shwarzenegger IS Axl Gotterdammerung.

     CUT TO:

     [Overhead POV, AXL is being propelled toward the camera by an enormous
     fiery explosion.]

        AXL

     Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!

        NARRATOR

     And Axl Gotterdammerung is__THE BISHOF.

     CUT TO:

     [AXL running toward camera followed by humongus billowing ball of
     flame that just misses consuming him as he dives out of tunnel]

        AXL

     Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!

     CUT TO:

     [AXL running toward camera followed by humongus billowing ball of
     flame that just misses consuming him as he dives through plate-glass
     window]

        AXL

     Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!

     CUT TO:

      [Karotechia HQ. Dr. Bitterich is handing costumes to hand-picked
     Ritter and Bishof]

        BITTERICH

     You vill infiltrate the objective under the cover of the costume
     party. Invitations haf been forged, you vill be costumed as classical
     composers.

        REINHARD GALT

     I'll be Wagner

        HANS 

     I'll be Beethoven

        FRANZ

     I'll be Brahms

        AXL

     I'll be Bach.

     CUT TO:

     [AXL during lull. Sweaty, stained, bruised and bloodied.]

        AXL

     I'm getting too old for this sh..
     [BOOOM!]
     [MUSIC stops]

     CUT TO:

     [Extreme foreshortened view, gaping muzzle of shotgun in FG, smiling
     AXL aiming down barrel in BG]

        AXL

     Auf wiedersehen, baby.

     [BOOOOM!]

     CUT TO BLACK:

        NARRATOR

     Coming this Christmas to a theater near you.